this is a meme to make up for me being depressed earlier lmAo i deleted it soRry guYs
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michael, high, and placing a metal pot over his head: jeremyjeremy look i'm a pot head the squip: are u sure he's the one you want jeremy: absolutely
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michael: thought i was meowing to my cat for the past hour. turns out it was just me and jeremy meowing back and forth from different rooms around the house.
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jeremy: hey michael how's the prettiest boy in the world doing michael: idk jeremy how are you jeremy, flustered, and voicecracking: i'M fINe.
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jeremy at 4am: do you like me? christine, turning to him: i married you. jeremy: yes, but like, in a friend way or a husband way? unclear.
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brooke was trying to learn french to impress jeremy because she was convinced that he dated madeline and in order to be with him she had to be like madeline
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michael: this stress is unhealthy for the baby jeremy: what michael: i don't mean that i'm pregnant michael: it's me michael: i'm baby
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mr reyes: thank you for coming to audition for the talent show, what will you be performing? michael, probably high: an exorcism.
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christine: . . so why are you just telling me that you're bisexual? jeremy: michael found out last time we hung out
*one week earlier* michael: bye jeremy! jeremy: michael: i mean not bi, but bye-- i mean see ya .. have fun only having sex with women ....just banging chicks left and right....
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rich: *is choking* jeremy: i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!! michael: just flip the phone upside down and use the 6! rich: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck?
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christine: how did you guys crash the car?? jeremy: well, we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road, and i shouted "michael, deer!" jeremy: do you want to tell christine what your response was? michael: ....."yes, honey?"
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michael, to jeremy, at some point: maybe if we seem more dangerous, people will stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.
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jenna: ok is there anyone here that is actually straight? jeremy: *slowly raises hand* michael: *slowly puts jeremy's hand back down*
