boyf riends one - shots!

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lmao i've done these so many times but i'd like to call myself a comedian

i'm goOOing to kashoot myself

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jeremy : 
i mean , four female ghostbusters ? the feminists are taking over

♫ i'm an adult virgin ♫

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michael :
how do u know if ur gay

jeremy : 
why does my penis grow in the morning

christine :
wHy dOnt i hAve a pEniS

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* michael , getting every flavor of slushie and drinking it * 

fuck you 

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nobody : 

michael in fan fics : 
i want you to fuck me jerry

FUCK ME

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officer over the phone : 
911 , is it an emergency ?

michael , high : 
nO 

officer : 
,,,,what is it-

michael : 
hEHehhefdsh
ITS DIGIORNO

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jenna :
and they were roommates

literally everyone else :
oh my gOd they were rOOmmaTes 

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* a guy on the street flipping a quizno's sign *

brooke : 
,,,i don't even know which way the quizno's is ??

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( this is a tik tok but by now i think tik tok has replaced vine )

jeremy :
girls like blonde hair and they like my dick

so i dyed my pubes blonde so i can get some dick

i mean s-suck my- i mean get my dick sucked--