boyf riends one - shots!

=º 122 - sorry had to do this º=

*intense giggling*

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Jeremy and Rich sat at the lunch table waiting for the rest of the crew to sit, 

"Why did you even take the Squip anyway?" Jeremy asked, a bite of his sandwich in his mouth. Rich shrugged and leaned his elbows on the table. 

"I gueth I wanted to get rid of my lithp, but it didn't really work. Oh! And I had a cruth on Jake. And thill do." Rich grinned, Jeremy giggled and felt a vibration come from his pocket. (no not a fucking vibrator u horny sonofabitch)

Jeremy pulled out his phone and rested it on the table, viewing who was calling. Rich burst out into laughter as he also looked at the caller ID. 

"Dude! You thill call your dad daddy?" He snorted, and took a drink of his water. Jeremy smirked and stared at him dead in the eye, slowly picking up the phone.

"Hey, Michael." 

Rich spat out all of his water onto the table, hacking and choking aggressively.

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