jungkook sighed as he look at his phone, shaking his head at the childish message the classic min yoongi sent him.
JUNGKOOK 😍 you're so childish
PERVERTED YOOGLES i know 😂
JUNGKOOK 😍 why do you wanna see my nudes so bad anyway?
PERVERTED YOOGLES cause you're hot duh
JUNGKOOK 😍 oh so it's not for research purposes anymore? huh, and i was thinking about sending them 🤷🏻♂️
PERVERTED YOOGLES OMFG JUNGKOOK!
JUNGKOOK 😍 whoopsies 😘
PERVERTED YOOGLES what did i do to deserve this disrespect 😫
jungkook laughed and put down his phone, enjoying messing with yoongi maybe a little too much. the boy went over to his desk and opened his macbook, deciding to facetime all his friends on his computer while his phone charged.
"hey guys." jungkook said as all his friends popped up on his screen.
"hey kookie." seokjin said first and then various forms of that phrase were said by the rest of the boys friends. "so i was thinking—"
"hold that thought kook. why does yoongi look so upset?" namjoon asked and jungkook laughed as he noticed yoongi who was pouting while holding his pillow to his chest.
"bet it's cause jungkook won't send him his nudes." jimin said and yoongi nodded, wiping away his fake tears which made everyone laugh. "jimin just send him your nudes so he can stop pouting." hoseok said and jimin shook his head.
"he's already seen me naked. there's no point." jimin said and everyone cooed, starting to tease both yoongi and jimin.
after yoongi threatened to leave the call, the attention was put back on jungkook.
"anyway. how do you prepare for a one night stand?" jungkook asked and jimin perked up. "I KNOW! first, you swear to yourself that this is just going to be meaningless sex so that you don't catch feelings. then, you clean your dirty ass room and set up fairy lights to set the mood. also a few candles so that the room smells good. i recommend apple cinnamon or something that'll make you feel warm—"
"jesus it's a one night stand for fucks sake. do you really have to prepare this much for it? all my one night stands have just been easy and simple. i invite them over, we fuck, and then they leave." seokjin said and jungkook gasped dramatically. "jin hyung has one night stands!?"
everyone gasped and starting teasing seokjin who ignored it all and stuck up his middle finger.
"who do you think taught jimin all this stuff? boy used to catch feelings for every human being that breathed in his presence." seokjin said and jimin blushed, whining while trying to defend himself.
"so true! remember when jimin had a crush on namjoon!?" hoseok laughed and everyone laughed along with him except jimin who just rolled his eyes.
"i have a crush on anyone who has dimples. it's one of my many weaknesses. anyway! kookie we're going shopping because i don't want you to mess this one up. tae's gonna be our friend after this, remember?" jimin asked and jungkook nodded, smiling a slightly confident smile.
"i'm pretty sure that, after this, he's gonna be begging to be in our friend group." jungkook said and yoongi cooed. "jungkook thinks he gonna have this guy wrapped around his finger." yoongi said and jungkook quirked an eyebrow, shrugging his shoulders.
"it can't be that hard. i already have you." jungkook winked and everyone laughed at that, going back to teasing yoongi once again.
jimin giggled and rolled his eyes playfully. "jungkook come over in ten minutes so we can go shopping." jimin said and jungkook nodded, waving at jimin as everyone said bye to him.
"i'm gonna go too so bye guys." jungkook waved and then left the call, standing up and closing his laptop.
jungkook quickly got changed and then drove over to jimin's so that they could go shopping and prepare for jungkook's one night stand with taehyung which happened to be tomorrow night.
"okay jimin, what's the worst thing that could happen?" jungkook asked as jimin grabbed a bunch of fairy lights and apple cinnamon candles, setting them gently in the cart. "you catching feelings." jimin said and jungkook scoffed, shaking his head.
"i won't. what else?"
jimin rolled his eyes and pushed the cart down the aisles, looking to see if they should get anything else.
"don't be so confident jungkook. not catching feelings is harder than you think. it's difficult to not curl up in their arms after you finish and it's even harder kicking them out when you do let them stay and you wake up next to them in the morning. whatever you do, don't let him stay the night." jimin warned the younger who just nodded and looked on the shelves in the aisles for things he might want.
"what should i wear?" jungkook asked and jimin shrugged. "i'll raid your closet when we get back to your house to set up. do you need anything else from here?" jimin asked and jungkook shook his head no.
"good." jimin said and jungkook followed him up to the self checkouts.
they paid for the items and then got in jungkook's car, leaving the store and going to the youngers house to set up all the lights and candles.
when they got there, they ordered pizza and jungkook began putting up the lights as jimin looked through his closet for something good he could wear.
"here. try this on." jimin threw two pieces of clothing at the younger who caught them and held them up to examine what jimin wanted him to wear.
he shrugged and stripped out of the clothes he was already wearing, throwing on the clothes jimin wanted him to try on.
"leave a few buttons undone." jimin said and jungkook hummed, doing as he was told.
jimin had picked out a large white button up and grey sweatpants for jungkook to wear. it was comfortable so jungkook wasn't complaining.
"roll up the sleeves." jimin said and jungkook rolled up his sleeves, walking over to his mirror to check out how he looked.
"looks good to me." jungkook said and jimin hummed.
"yeah you look fuckable." jimin said which made jungkook blush before going over to his bed and setting up his phone to take a picture. "what're you doing?" jimin asked as jungkook unbuttoned a few more buttons.
"taking a picture to send to yoongi to fuck with him." jungkook snickered and jimin giggled as he watched his friend take multiple photos before flopping down on his bed and scrolling through the photos he just took.
jungkook picked a few and sent them to yoongi.
JUNGKOOK 😍 *images attached*
PERVERTED YOOGLES i hate you so much 😐💔
jungkook bursted out into laughter at his hyungs response, loving the fact that he was able to mess with him.
JUNGKOOK 😍 i love you too hyung 😘❤️
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