"oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck. oh fuck, no!"jungkook screamed as he stared at his phone in complete and utter horror. he had just done what every teen was afraid of doing.
sending their nudes to the wrong person.
or in jungkook's case, any fucking person. he never intended for anyone to actually see his nudes. he just took the pictures because he felt like it.
he's an eighteen year old boy. what do you expect from him?
"who the fuck is kim taehyung and why is he in my contacts!?" jungkook screamed and quickly started facetiming his group of friends.
"hey kook, what's up?" yoongi asked, rubbing his eyes which made him look like he just woke up. "yeah, what's up kookie? you look... panicked?" jimin asked and jungkook nodded quickly, running his hands through his hair.
"I AM PANICKED BECAUSE I SENT SOME RANDOM DUDE IN MY CONTACTS MY NUDES!!" jungkook screamed and everyone on the call had to cover their ears.
"YOU DID WHAT JEON JUNGKOOK!?" jin asked angrily but jungkook could care less at the moment because some guy named taehyung has his fucking nudes.
"wait you, jeon jungkook, took pictures of yourself naked?" namjoon asked in surprise and jungkook nodded, covering his face with one of his hands. "this isn't exactly my proudest moment hyung. i don't even know this guy! his name is kim taehyung and i don't even remember putting him in my contacts." jungkook said and jimin cursed quietly but everyone heard.
"jimin? do you know kim taehyung?" seokjin asked suspiciously and jimin nodded slowly. "i was the one who put him in kook's contacts. i thought they'd hit it off well cause they're both immature kids who play nothing but video games and eat food."
jungkook scoffed. "and you didn't think to tell me you added him to my contacts!?" jungkook yelled and jimin smiled nervously, chuckling while scratching that back of his neck.
"uh— oh look at the time! i have to go to work! bye guys!" jimin left the facetime call and jungkook groaned, perking up when his phone dinged.
KIM TAEHYUNG
wow 🤤 what is it? christmas?"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" jungkook screeched and everyone covered their ears once again. "okay kookie i love you and all but i don't want to go deaf. can you please give headphone users a warning?" hoseok asked and jungkook apologized quietly.
"he fucking texted me though!" jungkook said and everyone gasped. "what'd he say? you know you should send screenshots and don't bother blurring out the nudes. i'd like to see them for y'know research purposes." yoongi said and jungkook glared at him, shaking his head.
"absolutely not yoongi. anyway! he said and i fucking quote, 'wow' and the drooling emoji 'what is it' question mark 'christmas' question mark. what a twit!" jungkook yelled and hoseok groaned, rubbing his temples.
"hello headache." hoseok said and jungkook pursed his lips. "um take out your fucking headphones jung hoseok! this is a screaming emergency!"
hoseok sighed and unplugged his headphones.
"continue." hoseok mumbled as he snuggled in his blankets.
"well what are you gonna say?" namjoon asked and jungkook panicked when he was reminded that he had to respond.
he quickly sent the first thing that came to mind.
JEON JUNGKOOK
DELETE IT AND I'LL SLEEP WITH YOU"oh fuck." jungkook mumbled as he read over the message he just sent.
"what happened?" jin asked and jungkook just shook his head. "i just told him to delete it..." jungkook mumbled and yoongi rolled his eyes.
"and?"
"and i said i'd sleep with him." jungkook cried out and face planted in his pillows. "I'M SO FUCKING STUPID!" he screamed but his screams were thankfully muffled by his pillows.
"wow that was so fucking stupid of you kookie." hoseok laughed and yoongi joined him which made jungkook glare at them.
"i dare you to put your headphones back in jung hoseok." jungkook threatened and hoseok pursed his lips, making yoongi snort.
"well there's nothing you can do now kook. you gotta sleep with him." namjoon said and jungkook scoffed. "I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING STRANGER KIM NAMJOON." jungkook yelled and namjoon put his hands up in defense.
"it was your idea before it was mine. gotta go now, bye." namjoon said and left the facetime call just like jimin did.
"yeah i don't know what you're gonna do kook but i have a cooking class to go to on campus and it takes me an hour to get there so i have to go." seokjin said and jungkook nodded. "alright. good luck hyung." jungkook said and waved as seokjin left the call.
"well now it's just us. the three amigos." yoongi said and hoseok snorted. "and the third is leaving. have fun sleeping with taehyung." hoseok said before leaving the call.
"well now it's just us. the two amigos." yoongi said and jungkook sighed, running his hands down his face.
"what am i gonna do yoon? i can't sleep with him but if i don't then he has my fucking nudes." jungkook asked and yoongi shrugged, biting his lip.
"i mean he is friends with jimin so he has to be attractive. i say go for it." yoongi said and jungkook shook his head, cursing under his breath.
"i can't do that no matter how attractive he is." jungkook said and yoongi sighed. "would you sleep with me if you sent me your nudes?" yoongi asked and jungkook scrunched up his nose.
"of course i would but this is different! i don't know this guy." jungkook said and yoongi smiled a very proud smile.
"good to know." yoongi said and jungkook rolled his eyes.
then his phone dinged again.
it was taehyung.
KIM TAEHYUNG
*image attached*KIM TAEHYUNG
totally down if you're down 😏"OH MY GOD!" jungkook screamed and yoongi quickly covered his ears. "what? what happened?" yoongi asked and jungkook nodded, staring at the imagine taehyung sent him which just so happened to be taehyung's nudes.
"i'm sleeping with him, yoongi. i'm totally going to sleep with him."
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