"guys. i'm hungry and i don't want to have sex on an empty stomach so can we please just pick a goddamn restaurant." jungkook groaned as all his friends were bickering over different types of restaurants.
"just one moment kookie. i'm about to win rock paper scissors." seokjin said and jungkook rolled his eyes as he leaned against a pole outside a korean barbecue place.
"FUCK YES I WON! KOREAN BARBECUE IT IS!" seokjin yelled and happily skipped towards the entrance of the restaurant. "that means you have to pay hyung!" namjoon pouted, sad because he wanted to go to an italian restaurant.
"i don't care." seokjin shrugged as we were all seated at a large table.
"i'm ordering the most expensive thing on the menu then." hoseok said but quickly regretted his words when his shin was kicked under the table. "changed your mind?" jungkook asked with a giggle as hoseok rubbed his shin.
"i wonder if i can order jungkook's nudes here." yoongi asked jokingly as he flipped through the menu. "yoongi. if i kiss you, will you shut up about my nudes?" jungkook asked and yoongi's eyebrows raised.
"with or without tongue?" yoongi asked and jungkook narrowed his eyes on his hyung. "without you perv."
yoongi sighed and shook his head, looking back at his menu. "then no." yoongi said stubbornly and jungkook groaned, sinking in his seat in defeat.
"you'll never win with him jungkook." jimin said as a waitress walked up to them and asked for their drink orders.
everyone ordered their drinks and then went back to looking through their menus for what they wanted to eat.
"i wanna get this but i don't think i could eat it all by myself." jungkook said and hoseok leaned over to see what the younger was pointing at. "we can share it if you want. i was thinking of getting that too." hoseok said and jungkook nodded, kissing hoseok's cheek which made the older boy blush.
"are you guys ready to order?" the waitress asked as she passed out their drinks.
they all nodded and ordered their food quickly.
"so are you looking forward to tonight kook?" namjoon asked and jungkook nodded, smiling as he took a sip of his drink. "yeah for sure. i feel prepared thanks to jimin hyung." jungkook said and jimin smiled, flipping his nonexistent long hair.
"remember to not let him stay the night. it all goes downhill from there." seokjin said and everyone nodded in agreement, jungkook just rolling his eyes and nodding along.
"i won't. i prefer sleeping alone anyway." jungkook said and hoseok snorted. "yeah sure. hobi hyung, can you come over? i don't wanna sleep alone. hobi hyung, wanna come cuddle? i can't sleep." hoseok mocked the many times the younger has called him because he didn't want to sleep alone.
jungkook smacked hoseok's shoulder as everyone laughed and mocked the younger calling them to come sleep with him.
"okay, okay! i don't like sleeping alone but i've never slept with anyone but you guys so if i can't sleep then i'll call one of you." jungkook said and they all nodded, not saying anything else because they saw the waitress coming over with their food.
she got them all refills of their drinks and then left them alone to talk amongst themselves while they ate their food.
after eating, jin hyung paid the bill while the rest of the boys chipped in for the tip. after paying, they left the restaurant and started walking back to where they all parked their cars.
jungkook's phone dinged as he got in his car. yoongi, jimin, and hoseok also riding along with him in his car.
seokjin and namjoon drove together in a separate car.
"is it taehyung?" jimin asked and jungkook giggled as he got out his phone, checking his messages. "it is." he squealed as he opened the message.
KIM TAEHYUNG what time should i come over baby?
"OH MY— he called me baby!" jungkook yelled and jimin gasped, grabbing the youngers phone and reading the message. "oh how cute." jimin said as jungkook grabbed his phone back, typing back a response.
"is an hour long enough?" jungkook asked and jimin shook his head. "no you have to shower and do your hair and get dressed. two hours minimum." jimin said and jungkook hummed.
JEON JUNGKOOK how does two hours sound?
"wait. does he even know my name jimin?" jungkook asked and jimin nodded as the two in the backseat snorted. "yes, of course. i put your contact in his phone too. i'm not an idiot." jimin said and jungkook nodded, looking back at his phone when it dinged once more.
KIM TAEHYUNG sounds like too long to me
KIM TAEHYUNG you already made me wait a week and now you want me to wait even longer?
KIM TAEHYUNG you're driving me crazy
JEON JUNGKOOK good. two hours.
JEON JUNGKOOK see you then 😚
jungkook giggled and set his phone down, starting his car and driving to jimin's place first.
"you guys just wanna hang out at my place so that jungkook can get home quicker?" jimin asked the two in the back who were in the middle of an intense thumb war.
"yeah sure." hoseok mumbled as he concentrated on hooking yoongi's thumb under his and holding it down for three seconds.
suddenly yoongi leaned in and kissed hoseok, catching the younger off guard and yoongi was able to pin hoseok's thumb under his.
"one, two, three!" yoongi yelled and cheered, happy that he won the thumb war.
"you totally cheated." hoseok grumbled and jimin hummed. "yoongi has been disqualified by default." jimin said and yoongi pouted as hoseok cheered.
"wait... did yoongi just kiss hoseok?" jungkook asked as he kept his eyes on the road, only glancing back to see his three friends nodding as if it was no big deal.
"yoonminseok! yoonminseok! yoonminseok!" jungkook chanted and his friends groaned in disapproval, shaking their heads.
"absolutely not." jimin said as jungkook parked in his driveway.
"aw come on! it'd be cute." jungkook said and they all shook their heads again, quickly getting out of the youngers car as they yelled their goodbyes.
"good luck kookie." jimin smiled and kissed the youngers cheek before leaving his car and running to catch up with the other two who were already in his house.
"time to get laid."
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ᴛᴀᴇsᴛᴀɴ smutnextchapterrrrr ;) thinking about double updating 💜
