Some stuff I wanted to write for 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee cuz I'm bored
"ASK. HIM. OUTTUTTUWBDHFJSIDNFBREBEB."
"ARE YOU HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE!?"
"NO JUST ASK HIM OUT."
"NO, STOP HAVING A SEIZURE"
"I'M NOT- CHARLITO PLEASE."
"HEY- Fuggin call me Charlito one more fuggin time I swear."
"Charlito."
"Bitch- Why are you obsessed with this!? You're usually an asshole- still my best friend. But an asshole."
Hey it's ya boy William "Yes, I agree. I'm an asshole. BUT FUCKING ASK HIM OUT YOU'RE GETTING ANNOYING." William groaned, bcuz ye Chip was getting annoying
"I'm not fucking doing it, imma tell Olive you're swearing." Chip warned, evil.
"You're swearing more!"
"Yeah but she knows who I am."
"Tru dat. But still, I'm calling Logainne. She's the 'troubled gay' expert, I don't know what to do with you."
"iM nOt A tRoUbLeD gAaAaY."
"Troubled Bi, whatever." Willy rolled his eyes
"Bi Bitch." Chip chuckled
"Hi Bitch." William responded
"Fuck u."
"No thanks."
"BITCH."
William glared at Chip as he dialed Logainne's number, she finally picked up.
"Chip won't ask him out."
"On my way."
"SHE KNOWS?"
"ye i told her"
"God dammit."
Logainne had arrived weirdly bcuz it's been 5 seconds I counted.
OOOoOlOOLOOOOhhhHHh she brought someone
"Logainne u didn't." Chip mumbled, obviously horrified of smth
"Logainne you didn't!-...What she do?" Leaf askeddddddd iits leaf!!
"Omfg" William sighed "she brought you. That's what she did."
(Lmao Okie imma actually start writing fo real. Better writing starts now!)
"Hell yeah I did!" Logainne smiled, obviously proud of herself. She had been planning the entire week, this week was titled "Leaf Flavored Chips" on her calender. A whole week devoted to a Troubled Gay- well- Troubled Bi named Chip!
"Was she not supposed to bring me?"
"NO. SHE WASN'T."
"Chip. Your a pussy."
LE GASP
cliffhanger chip's a pussy pt. 2 commin out NEXT SUMMER OF 2025
