Gwen was scrolling through youtube with David by her side, how did they get youtube at Camp? Don't ask. But they were scrolling to find something interesting. They paused and looked at each other when they saw a thumbnail with Daniel's face on it. A channel named Blonde Bitch™️, weird. But they clicked away.
See, Daniel had recently became a counselor at Camp Campbell again after leaving his old ways for new friends! As David liked to put it. Daniel was incredibly different, he was a lot more PG 13 if you caught my drift. He cursed, he sassed, he insulted but he was still kind an caring! Just more...well more of a Gay Icon. Don't forget your Pink Drinks babes! He was fun to have around but he could be a handful. But they didn't know he had a channel, the video was titled.
"I'm gonna get demonitized but here are my scars! :D"
"Who knew Daniel was capable of making content?" Gwen asked, glancing at her Co-Counselor. David shrugged but smiled all the same!
"I think it'll be nice!" David chuckled, well that was before he heard the video start with Daniel screaming.
"FUCK YOU- Oh, hi." Daniel seemed to be screaming at something that was off camera, that scared the shit out of Gwen and David but it was okay so far. He was showing off some of the scars and telling stories about that when Max, Nikki and Neil burst in.
"What the fuck are you three doing here? You know this is only for the adults." Gwen grimaced, the three simply ignored her and sat down with the counselors. Gwen sighed and just let it happen.
As the video continued more and more kids crawled in to watch the video with Gwen and David. Soon enough everyone was here to watch Daniel's video without Daniel's knowledge. But who gave a shit? This was fun. Video Daniel then showed a huge scar on his stomach, probably the biggest.
"This is from where they had to cut into my stomach, then they got my stomach pumped and it was painful after but I drank rat poison Kool Aid so yeah, it was worth it. It was after I had this weird Song Battle with a random redhead." Daniel shrugged, everyone's eyes were on David. A bigger smile appeared on his face!
"I remember that." He lightly laughed, "Memories." They rolled their eyes at David before turning their attention back to the video infront of them.
"He was pretty hot, not gonna lie. If I wasn't a crazy cult being dragged away by an ambulance I probably would have tapped that ass!" Daniel let out a loud laugh. Everyone's eyes widened as they went back to staring at David. David wasn't smiling, David was fucking shook and David didn't know what to fucking do.
"Oh." David mumbled, what else was he going to say?
"Oh, indeed!" Gwen cackled, holding her stomach. "This is fucking priceless!"
"HOLY SHIT!" Max jumped up, screeching. "HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU!"
"Now Max, that was the past. We don't know if Daniel still feels like that. That is none of your business." David spoke with confidence and stupidity, Max was going fucking insane.
"HOW AM I SO SURPRISED? WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?"
"Max, calm down!" David placed a hand on his shoulder, the door was pushed open and everyone looked at the direction of the sound.
"Sup bitches," It was Daniel. "What're you watching?" He peeked at the screen and his eyes widened.
"No...no, no, no. You did not!" Daniel was going to freak the fuck out.
"What was his name? David? He was a doormat but he was so fucking cute. He was so happy all the time and usually those kind of people are annoying but I guess it worked for him-" Before Video Daniel could finish what he was saying, Daniel grabbed the phone and threw it out the window.
"DO YOU STILL WANT TO FUCK DAVID?" Max raged, pointing at Daniel. Daniel pulled out on of his old knives.
"YouTube off limits. Anyone who comes near me gets cut." He threatened, slowly backing out of the cabin. The room was silent, someone had whispered 'Gay' but it was probably fucking Nerf again, god dammit.
"I think that went well!" David's smile returned! Yay!
Fuck this. This writing was so lazy and I put no effort into this. Sorry bros, but this was still fun to maaaaakkeee! Yeet. Bye bye bitches.
