"Uhm, yeah. He calls me Buddy a lot which is weird because we're in a relationship. I mean, it's pretty obvious and some people are catching on but whenever we tell people we're together they seem so shocked. Buddy is a friendly nickname so I guess that explains it. But people get it, besides Princeton of course." Rod took a deep breath, letting out a stress exhale.
"Princeton really supports gays but he's stuck in the black hole of heteronormative behavior."
"Yup, that's my boyfriend." Rod sighed, watching Nicky trip over a trash can.
"THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?" Princeton gasped as he turned to look over at Rod. Bitch was shocked.
"I think Princeton is just dense, there's nothing wrong with that! Sure it's kind of frustrating how much he forgets about me and my buddy Rod but it's alright! Princeton isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but he's still a friend." Nicky chuckled, his smile quickly dropped after that.
"Do you think he's got a disorder?"
"God I love him so much." Nicky cooed, Princeton smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, I get that. You two have been friends forever!"
"Well we're more than friends now."
"Best friends. Sorry yeah, best friends." Princeton let out a laugh, Nicky placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Boyfriends."
"WHAT!?"
"We've probably told Princeton we were together about seven times." Rod shrugged it off, "Annoying but not a big deal."
"YOU'RE DATING?!" A voice screamed from outside the room. Rod looked in the direction of the scream before returning back to his former position.
"Make that eight."
