So I've been watching A LOT of Spongebob related things. His musical, a crap ton of episodes, and he's insanely happy in a lot of them.
But he does have small outbursts when things get bad. So what I was thinking, Spongebob must have a lot of built up anger because no one can be that happy ALL THE TIME.
So here is my hypothesis! Spongebob has an anger-period: One day a Month, he's just a straight up pissed off bitch. Salty the entire day and EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT.
It'd just be like:
Patrick: Guys. It's...THAT, time of the month.
Squidward: Already!?
Sandy: Oh, this is as bad as a storm cloud at a rodeo!(dont fuggin judge me idk how Sandy talks)
Mr. Krabs: How do you even know?
Patrick: He woke me up at 12 AM and asked where HECC my remote is. I asked why, he said because he FRIGGIN wanted it. Except, he didn't say Hecc or Friggin.
Plankton: Well Karen, we're staying inside.
Karen: Roger that.
And Spongebob will just walk in like:
Spongebob: What the fuck are you dumbasses talking about.
AND I FIND IT SO DAMN HILARIOUS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRO
HE'S SO SALTY, THEY DON'T EVEN USE SALT FOR THEIR FRIES THEY USE HIM
like his entire day is just being petty, he uses the fact that Squidward was a bully to him against Squiddie. He'll use Sandy's country-ness against her, he calls plankton short. HE IS JUST THE MEANEST BITCH THE ENTIRE DAY AND I AM IN LOVE WITH THE IDEA OF IT.
just imagine...
Spongebob: What're you looking at me for Squidward? Are you gonna insult me? Call me a barnacle-head? Fucking do it, I dare you. You will wake up in the hospital I swear to the sea gods-
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Also, Spongebob: Oh, Yee-Haw Partner! Let's do what Sandy says, because all of her damn plans obviously work.
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Spongebob, again: Mr. Krabs you know I repsect you, but I do not get paid enough for this damn bullshit you cheap bastard.
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Guess who? Spongebob: Patrick I really do love you, bud. But your system is 243 days out of date and you need to upgrade you damn brain!
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Once more, Spongebob: Hey, Plankton.
Plankton: What?
Spongebob: Your short.
(I REALY wanted to type, "I've seen penises bigger than you." But idk if that would be too much Lmfao-)
BUT FITE ME IF YOU DISAGREE, Him and Karen would be best fucking friends on specifically that day. Karen and Spongebob are petty buddies fite me.
Plank: Why is he here?
Karen: He's fun to have around!
And Spongebob just watches them talk back and forth until his insults reload and he says one thing to Plankton and Plankton slowly backs away because he's scared.
Everyone is scared.
Run away from him.
Don't come back til' tomorrow.
Anger-Period Spongebob is my new religion.
Fite me this is canon.
Also fuck u Patbob danced to the Goofy Goober song at their wedding-
