Hiccstrid Shorts

Paints and Dragon Racing Part 2

A/N: Yeet. Part two, hope you enjoy. 

Lol I still feel like a lazy poo. I was going to swap poo with something else but I don't wanna get sued. I'm going to go watch a couple of vines real quick, get my game up. 

Okay, done, I think I'm all good again. But I forgot what I was writing- Nevermind. One look of the Title says it all: Paints and Dragon Racing Part 2!!!

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Hiccup and Astrid had entered Hiccup's bathroom. At this point, Astrid started to give his painting patterns a proper look. It was clever, and it was designed to scare people, the lines making some form of monster crawling up his body. But down below, at the hem of his paints...

"Hiccup Haddock The Third!" Astrid said harshly, like a tyrant. He flinched, and turned to look at her.

"What on Thor's green earth made you do that?" She continued, pointing at the red paint that was leading to something down below. Hiccup blushed, and rubbed the back of his neck nervously while Astrid started to heat water to a good enough temperature.

"Well... I guess... Like my Dad said... A confidence boost?" He tried. Astrid sighed and dumped the now warm water in the bath. "And can you... uh.. Turn around... while I, uh..." Hiccup stammered, blushing even more. Astrid got his message and started blushing and stammering herself, but turning around anyway. She heard Hiccup's pants hit the floor, and then heard him getting in the bath.

"All good?" She asked.

"All good." He replied. Astrid turned around and walked over to the tub, sitting next to it. While Hiccup was working on an arm, she started to clean his back, but to to no avail.

"Hiccup? What paint did you use?"

"The untouched red can?" He told her, nervously. She facepalmed.

"Hiccup, that can was made for banners and things. This paint is gonna take alot longer to get off!"

"I don't mind. More time with Milady." Hiccup replied, leaning his head on the side of the bath, and Astrid placed a kiss next to his ear.

"Of course you don't." She chuckled. She decided to get in an easier position to help wash her boyfriend, so she sat on the front of the bath, so if Hiccup leaned back his head would meat her groin. Before Hiccup could say anything, Astrid was lathering soap on his back, making him hum. Astrid smiled at her boyfriend, how she found him so cute. She was rubbing the soap in to his back firmly, and the paint slowly started to fall away.

"Milady?" Hiccup eventually asked, breaking the silence.

"Mmm?"

"Can you come in with me?" He asked sweetly. Astrid stopped what she was doing, and leaned down to look him in the eye, turning his head to see hers.

"You want me, to try and fit into that small bath?" Astrid scoffed.

"You can sit on my lap!" He cried, looking at her with pleading eyes. She only raised a suggesting eyebrow at him. "If you noticed, I only took of my pants. Not my underwear!" Hiccup begged. Astrid finally gave in, and started to take off her armour. She felt Hiccup looking at her, waiting for her skin to show up.

"You should be cleaning yourself while I get ready," Astrid stated, making Hiccup blush and stutter. He went back to rubbing the same arm as before.

Soon enough, Astrid was only wearing her garments. She stepped in, and swung her other leg over, sitting on Hiccup's lap like he suggested.

"Hey milady." He said cheekily.

"I'm only here to help you clean yourself up," She answered, the same smile on her face, while she placed her hands on his chest. Hiccup looked down at her hands before looking at her lips. Not within a beat he kissed her, making her moan in surprise. She tilted her head to deepen the kiss, her hands sneaking around his neck, and his hands taking their rightful place at her waist. She was getting tired of the simple action, so she swiped her tongue along his lips, and he opened them, her tongue diving through, quicker than a speed stinger. He moaned, and they started to battle each other for dominance.

Hiccup's hands started roaming, sliding up and down her torso, leaving Astrid shivering. She lost her hands somewhere in his hair, and she pressed her chest against his painted one. He moaned, loving the sudden contact. Astrid then felt a firmness building up against her lower region and pulled back smirking to see a blushing Hiccup. She only chuckled before placing her lips on his neck. she gently dragged them up and down, making Hiccup moan uncontrollably. 

She eventually decided to stop where she was, and she started to do other activities with her mouth, driving Hiccup insane, in more ways than one.

Before Hiccup could get too excited, a knock came on the door, pausing them completely.

"Oi, you two! Your meant to be cleaning Hiccup's paint, remember?" Stoicks voice came through the door, clearly amused. The two young adults started to blush furiously, but Astrid never took her lips of Hiccup's neck. She waited until she was certain Stoick had gone before giving Hiccup one more teaser kiss on the hickey starting to arise. 

She leaned back and smiled at her boyfriend lovingly, him doing the same. She gently pulled her hands out of his hair, and his hands coming back from where they were to her waist. 

"Sorry milady, got a bit carried away," Hiccup said sheepishly, yet still amused of their previous session. Astrid chuckled before dousing Hiccup's chest in soap.

"You really did, didn't you?" She whispered. "But I don't mind," she added, making Hiccup laugh.   

Eventually, Hiccstrid had cleaned the soap of Hiccup, and his skin was raw from rubbing it. They both got dressed in new clothes, (Yes, Astrid had some of her clothes there) and walked out from the bathroom. Hiccup was rubbing his neck shamefully, thinking about all the teasing that was about to happen.

"You alright babe? Your quiet." Astrid asked her boyfriend, squeezing his hand comfortingly as they walked through the houses second floor.

"Yeah. Just thinking about this hickey," Hiccup mumbled quietly to her, making her laugh before slowly going down the stairs. When he reached halfway, he saw all his friends sitting on the couch.

"Guys?" He asked.

"Hey you two!" Fishlegs greeted happily.

"Did you have fun in the tub?" Tuff asked cheekily, making the two blush.

"We thought we could hear you two, and the Hickey on your neck just proves it." Ruff added on, making Hiccup blush even more, and place a hand over said hickey. Snotlout just gagged.

"Wait, were you two in the bath together? You're both wet!" Fishlegs exclaimed, making Astrid only roll her eyes.

"So what? We just got a little distracted, that's all." Astrid defended, shrugging and sitting down on the wooden couch opposite the other, Hiccup not far behind.

"WAIT, I CALL GIRL TALK!" Ruffnut shouted, pulling Astrid out of the house and to the forest without a complaint. Tuff just looked at Hiccup expectantly, and he just facepalmed.

A/N: YEET! I did it! I struggled to end it but... too bad. I was cringing a fair bit during Hiccstrid's little session, but I hoped you enjoyed it. Is that weird? I don't know.

Bitch Lasagna. Yes, that's what I listened to do get my mood up. And I'll do it again!

Anyway, ipad's going flat, so gotta do this quick:

Published: 16 August 2019

Word count: 1237

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-Cloudie!