Slice Of Life: F*cked Up Version

Cooking Mama 3!!!

Ceil's POV

'Ceil...Ceil...Ceil!' I groan and turn over.

'Ceil you guys need to eat!' I strain to open my eyes to see who was disturbing my much-needed nap time. Kinume hovered over me with a sorrowful smile.

'It's time to get up I'm sorry.'

'Ugh...don't sound very sorry.' She giggles in response as I struggle to worm out of the bed. Haskell and Mirai are still sleeping apparently. I clamber over Mirai, cursing when I fall straight onto the floor.

'Not quite awake are we?' I raise an eyebrow at her.

'Ya think?' She giggles again and walks out of the room. I finally manage to stand and go after her. Now that I'm functioning like a normal human being questions begin swarming my head. It was hard to focus on Them and I just wanted to flat out reject other ones.

'Do you know how to cook?' Kinume is ahead of me, her head turned back to face me.

'Of course, I do! Anyone can cook, the real question is if they can cook and not kill someone with food poisoning!' Kinume slows her pace to 'walk' beside me down the stairs.

"Haha, yes I suppose you're right. Can you cook without giving someone food poisoning?' I fake a pondering face for a moment.

'It depends on what I'm making.' Kinume hums as we step into the kitchen. It's spacious with a counter to close it off from the living room...wait. Is it a living room if Kinume is in there? So many questions and meme references fly throughout my head as I contemplate the meaning of life. Kinume is giving me a look when I finally snap out of my stupor and I just rub the back of my head with a guilty smile. She shakes her slowly and sighs.

'You're free to use anything here that you like. But you'll need to buy groceries, everything in here will be off.' Of course, it is. That's just fine, I needed some air anyways.

'You wanna come with?' Kinume's eyes widen for a moment then shakes her head.

'Someone needs to watch over the children.' I ponder for a moment then grinned. I go upstairs to grab a pen and some paper. Kinume hovers over my shoulder to look at what I'm doing. I write down 'Going shopping be back soon! <3' I show my ingenious work to Kinume and she gives me a look.

'What? It's not like they're gonna disappear or anything!' Kinume's smile drops for a moment.

'I have a suspicion that they shouldn't be left alone...'

'Nonsense! Now come along!' I reach for Kinume's hand to drag her along but I just go right through it. There's a tense silence in the air until Kinume speaks up.

'Alrighty then. We'll go but no longer than 10 minutes.'

'Yeah, yeah. We'll only be like 5 minutes!' Famous last words for a reason!

~2 Hours Later~

'Oh my god, they were roommates Kinume!' I have my earphones plugged in so I don't look completely insane talking to her. Kinume sighs anxiously.

'Ceil, we've been here for at least an hour and haven't gotten a single thing from the list! You need to decide what we need to get!' Worrywart...

'Don't worry so much! I doubt it's been that long!' I look at my phone only to realise we've been out for two hours. Two things come to my mind, One. Haskell was a major pyromaniac and goes a little crazy if I'm gone for too long.

'Aaand two, I fucked up.' Kinume stares at me. She probably wasn't expecting that. I begin frantically running around grabbing anything and everything. Kinume is probably scolding me for not paying attention but I don't care. I chuck everything onto the self serve and the lady who works there gasps. I begin scanning and I probably scan the same thing at least 5 times but I couldn't care right now. I pay the machine and run out of the store back towards the house. I kick open the door as Kinume shouts for me to slow down behind me.