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Comebacks For Bitches

Poetry

Formally "50 Comebacks for bitches" but I've decided to add more. _______________ ⚠ Warning ⚠ Swearing is present in this book. No extreme words were used. _______________________ Highest achievement - #1 in Joke ______________________ ©COPYRIGHT201...

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by Emmie-Beth

Dedicated to -sadist

by Emmie-Beth

Comebacks for bitches. *DISCLAIMER* Some of these were created by myself and some were not, just saying.

*CAUTION* There is swearing in this book and there may be things said that you don't agree with. If this is the case then read on with this warning. Read past the bits you don't like, you don't have to complain in the comments.

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1. That's a nice shade of slut you are wearing.

2. I know I'm fat, but your ugly and at least I can lose weight.

3. If I wanted to listen to a bitch I would have brought a dog.

4. Earth is full. Go home.

5. Yes you have my ex, but I like to give my unwanted toys to the less fortunate.

6. I'm sorry I don't speak idiot.

7. Twinkle Twinkle little slut,

Name a guy you haven't fucked,

Was he skinny, was he tall,

Never mind you did them all, Twinkle Twinkle little bitch,

Close your legs it smells like fish.

8. I'd love to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.

9. I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but that shade of slut you are wearing wouldn't rub off on me.

10. You remind me of a penny... Two faced and not worth much.

11. Bitch, your just like Monday. Nobody likes you.

12. PUPIL - "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER - "Of course not." PUPIL - "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

13. I'll never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

14. I think it's time for you to take your medication.

15. I may be ugly, but I can get plastic surgery. You will always be stupid.

16. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

17. You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I'd love to hang you.

18. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

19. You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.

20. You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

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Thank you for reading!