The High School Escapades!

The Near Miss

"Felix!?"

And just like that, the party came to a screeching halt.

After a few moments, Ted broke the silence. "I thought you were at Cindy's house."

"Well, I'm back." He sighed. "I told you not to mess up the house."

"And I did anyway. Watchu gon do, binch?"

Frowning, Felix went inside, probably thinking there was gonna be some peace and quiet there.

There wasn't.

It wasn't like there were that many people, just everyone that they had known for a long time, minus Ozzy. (he never did well with parties) The problem was, out of all the kids invited, most were fairly destructive.

There was Buggs, who had a lot of pent up anger in him,

Carla, who lives to disobey the rules set by just about anyone,

Ted, who really just wanted to spite his brother,

and those were just the top 3!

Besides that, the fairly small number of kids meant that they could all go inside to see what Felix was up to.

They walked inside to find Felix sitting at the table with a glass of water.

"...are you really going to put all your effort into making me even more uncomfortable than I already am?"

"Yes."

Felix sighed. Man, he was sighing a lot. Ted must have really been upsetting him.

Good.

"Then can you not? Today has not been good so far, and I am not going to let it be further ruined by my idiot brother and his friends. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have some water to attempt to stop this headache I woke up with, because it hurts, and your antics are not helping," Felix growled, unaware of the alchohol being poured in his drink.

*******About no seconds later*******

"Is he okay?"

"Yeah, he's just a lightweight, don't worry."

"Woah, was that Theodore 'Teddy' Huxley calling someone a lightweight?"

"Is that a challenge?"

And with Felix unconcious in his bed, the party started back up again!

As you could probably guess from the last exchange, Ted was now drunk as fuck. It's fine, he's only like 4 years younger than the legal drinking age.

Basically, if you wanna know just how great it got, listen to Big Fun from Heathers the Musical. That's what it was.

People were smoking, banging, and drinking like it was the Civil War and the doctor was coming to saw their legs off, it was like that John Mulaney bit except without the police or photo theft.

Not to say there wasn't any theft, but there was a general rule of "only Felix's stuff." He did torment, verbally abuse, and attempt to murder Ted, he kinda deserved at least getting his stuff stolen.

Nevertheless (god that was such a Felix word, change the wording) Anyway, the point was, the party was going great. Only one thing had gone wrong, and that was that, being super drunk, Ted had almost spilled some certain information to a certain kid. But he caught himself, so whatever.

Why did he even exist?