Felix has created the groupchat Inconspicuous Chat
Felix has added The Rat, Yoyoman, Theo, and 6 others to the groupchat
Felix has blocked Cinner from entering the groupchat or viewing it's messages
Felix: I need your help.
The Rat: with your dick size? Sorry there's no helping that
Felix: This is serious.
The Rat: is it serious enough to change my joke name over?
Felix: Preferably.
The Rat has changed their nickname to Kid
Yoyoman: that's no fun
Kid: cmon dude
Yoyoman: fine
Yoyoman has changed their nickname to Jerome
Theo: and what would I want to help you with?
Felix: Please just trust me on this.
High School Arsonist has changed their nickname to Carla
High School Drug Dealer has changed their nickname to Monty
Water Lily has changed their nickname to Lily
Lily: Why wasn't Nugget invited?
Felix: You of all people should know he's... not all there.
Billy: Rude.
Felix: I need help. Nugget's probably still mad at me for lying to him all those years ago.
Theo: Oh, but I'm not mad at you for burying me alive. Nope.
Felix: You're my brother, Ted, and more importantly, you can grasp the importance of this. Nugget seems to take all the wrong things seriously.
Theo: Fine, I'll listen, but only because Buggs is still unconscious.
Kid: why was Cindy blocked?
Felix: That's what I was getting at.
Felix: You were her classmate for the longest, Kid. You remember that thing she always did, and it always got you in trouble, to the point where you had to start carrying a tape recorder so that you could prove she was lying?
Kid: you mean how she would call rape if I didn't do what she said?
Kid: I'm a little concerned as to what that has to do with you
Felix: Ever since we got together, she's been using that to her advantage. It's why we've been together for so long.
Billy: ...what do you mean she's been using it to her advantage?
Billy: What's she doing?
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The High School Escapades!
FanficExactly what it says on the tin. Warning: they're horny teenagers, smut is as inevitable as Nugget in the second game's monstermon ending also spoilers Also Felix is going to suffer partly because of what he did to his brother and partly because I a...
