"Why did we have to do this instead of celebrating Halloween?"
"This is important, Carla. Felix said the nurse was doing something. We have to find out what."
"I still think Cindy put him up to it. I mean, who would believe that she stopped being a massive megabitch, just like that?"
Penny sighed. "If there's the smallest chance of the nurse doing anything, we have to find out what."
"I guess so."
They looked around. The two had snuck into the school a few minutes ago, looking for signs of... anything.
"Hey, Penn."
She looked over to find Carla, holding a bottle of pills. Closer inspection revealed the lack of a label. Interesting.
"This may just be what we're looking for," said Penny, satisfied. "Come on, let's go back."
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"I wonder who this was from?"
For context, Billy was referring to a basket full of snacks. He had tried to convince them not to eat any, they couldn't trust them, but that didn't stop Kid.
There was a knock at the door.
Billy opened it to find Penny and Carla, back from their mission.
"Did you find anything?"
Penny held up an unlabeled bottle of pills, about half full.
"Oh goddamnit they've been drugging us?! Ugh, that's probably what was in this!" Billy gestured toward the basket.
"What's that?"
"It's a snack basket, Carla."
She crossed her arms. "I can see that. Who's it from?"
"I don't know. The school, probably. Kid ate some." That reminded him. "Hey, Kid, you doing okay?"
He didn't respond, asleep.
Hopefully.
"Lily, can you check if he's breathing?"
She did. "He is," she confirmed.
Okay, good.
Wait a minute.
"This must be what Felix said Cindy was talking about!"
Lily groaned. "Does that mean he's gonna be all horny now?"
"I mean, if he is, then..."
"Shut the fuck up right now, Ted. God."
He laughed. "Sorry, sorry."
"You better be. Now, let's think about this. This thing didn't just make Cindy even thottier, it made her even more of a bitch. Which means that it's possible that this simply exaggerates the person's most negative traits."
"And Kid's most negative trait is that he's kind of a dumbass," Carla put in. "So, we should be fine, right?"
"Yeah," Billy said, but then realized something. "But, if they sent us this snack basket, who's to say they didn't send it to anyone else?"
"So, that means..."
"It means school tomorrow's gonna be chaos. And not our kind. The bad kind."
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The High School Escapades!
FanfictionExactly what it says on the tin. Warning: they're horny teenagers, smut is as inevitable as Nugget in the second game's monstermon ending also spoilers Also Felix is going to suffer partly because of what he did to his brother and partly because I a...