Just guys being dudes, interchanging their saliva on the couch in the dead of night.
Ted should have been worried about Felix. But he wasn't. Instead, he was flipping out about Kid's tounge in his mouth.
God damn, this escalated quickly.
Oh goddamnit no don't get a boner not now!
Kid didn't seem to notice, but if he did he didn't mention it, probably due to the organ he uses to speak being preoccupied at the moment.
Holy shit.
WoAH now Kid's reaching up Ted's shirt and hooooooly fuck he's good.
He wondered if anyone could hear them.
_______________________________________
"Are they fucking?"
"They're fucking."
"On my couch!?"
"Hot."
"Shut the FUCK up Lily."
"Make me."
"Ugh, this is gonna last all night isn't it?"
"Probably, yes."
_______________________________________
Hooooly FUCK now Kid's hand was on his pants. Not under, mind you, at least not yet, but it was on to- holy woah now he was rubbing.
He bucked his hips forward, which led to Kid pawing at his dick even harder, which escalated into basically a clothed handjob.
But not for long, because pants were being removed oh boy!
After a bit of all that stuff that I'm not good at writing, Kid pulled away from the kiss, which Ted whined a little about until woAH mouth on his dicc holy fuck his lifelong crush was blowing him this was the best day of his life.
He was practically humping Kid's mouth, and they were both panting and moaning, and Ted could tell he was getting close.
"Waitwaitwait."
Kid stopped, pulling away. "Yeah, dude?"
"I don't wanna come until you do."
"That's cool with me," Kid replied, immediately unzipping his jeans, and now Ted's heart was beating super fast because he was about to give his crush/best friend a beej wow
And then he did it. Woah. This was incredible.
_______________________________________
"Not on my couch not on my couch not on my couch."
There was a moan.
"Oh goddamnit."
_______________________________________
Holy fuck. He had thought that a ton of times before, and this one was no weaker.
Hooooolyyyyyyy fuck.
A/N: anyway uh well they both came.
I hope you enjoyed this badly written gay smut.
This is actually my first time writing smut that's not angst so don't judge me too hard pls.
Y'know what, of all the fandoms I'm in, this is the one I expected to write smut for the least.
But uh, here we are I guess.
"But Yeetus, what's going on with Felix?" I hear you ask.
And to that I say, "That's for me to know and you to find out, fool."
YOU ARE READING
The High School Escapades!
FanfictionExactly what it says on the tin. Warning: they're horny teenagers, smut is as inevitable as Nugget in the second game's monstermon ending also spoilers Also Felix is going to suffer partly because of what he did to his brother and partly because I a...
