Lads and Ladettes
Cinner: hey @everyone guess what
Cinner: afterparty @ my house
High School Assassin: cool
Felix: Absolutely not cool.
Cinner: felix pls
Felix: I will not be attending this "afterparty". I have more important matters to attend.
Cinner: u always sound so serious and mature its sexy
Felix: Stop
Yoyoman has changed Theo's nickname to Big Gae
Big Gae: fuck off
High School Assassin: lmao
High School Assassin: he totally is
Big Gae: help im being bullied
Bladez: your about to get bullied a lot more punk
Big Gae: SHIT
Cinner: oh hey buggs wanna come to my party
Bladez: yeah whatever
Bladez: im gonna kill u
Felix: *you're *I'm *you
Bladez: u feel like dying too fucker?
Felix: Do it, coward. You won't.
Cinner: kick his ass bby
Felix: Actually, nevermind.
High School Assassin has changed Felix's nickname to Cowardly Cad and Thief
Cowardly Cad and Thief: Is this some obscure reference I don't understand?
Yoyoman: he hasn't seen the dover boys everyone bully him
Yoyoman has changed Cowardly Cad and Thief's nickname to Fool
Fool: Can you please change my name back?
Yoyoman: no
High School Assassin has changed Fool's nickname to Felix
Yoyoman: fuck
Felix: Thank you.
Cinner: yeah anyway dont expect to see much of me or felix there u kno what were gonna be doin ;)
Felix: God, no.
Bladez: yeah and dont expect to see ted either cuz im gonna kick his ass
Big Gae: Buggs I'm really sorry for all that please don't kill me
Bladez: your pleas fall on deaf ears
Bladez: prepare to die, fucker
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Great. Now he was at a party at Cindy's house, while his brother was being dragged off for sex he didn't want, and he couldn't do anything about it because he was about to die!
Cindy and Felix were on the couch, meaning she was laying on top of (and making out with) him.
Ted was hiding behind the couch, hoping that Buggs decided not to go.
He eventually just got up, figuring that when Buggs inevitably came, he would be dead regardless. Still nothing he could do for Felix, though.
He could just leave, but he had to find some way to help. Especially since Cindy was now pulling Felix over to what he assumed was her room.
And then the front door slammed open.
"You're dead, asshole."
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Ugh.
Cindy had been doing this a lot more lately.
And by "this", he meant dragging him up to her room to blackmail him into giving her what she wanted.
I'm sure you already know what that is.
(real quick gonna swap pov)
Perfect.
She had him exactly where she wanted him. She didn't really know where this sudden influx of needing to bang came from, hormones, she guessed. But it didn't matter. She wanted it, and she was going to get it.
Whether he wanted to or not.
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The High School Escapades!
FanfictionExactly what it says on the tin. Warning: they're horny teenagers, smut is as inevitable as Nugget in the second game's monstermon ending also spoilers Also Felix is going to suffer partly because of what he did to his brother and partly because I a...
