rambling rose - (Levi x Reader)

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"LEVI I HATE YOU HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS ITS GORGEOUS, IT'S PINK, IT'S QUIRKY, IT'S PEPPA!"

I HATE U I HATE U I HATE U

"SHUT UP I DONT CARE FOR THAT NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS NONSENSE PIGS ARE DIRTY AND DISGUSTING."

I HATE U 300000000000 + 300000000000000000 +3000000000000000 -0 -0 -0 -0 -0 -0 - 0 X 293129 390127390127397 x 230721 +  3072190 x 37920173 + 9271372 x 103710273

"PIGS ARE THE EPITOME OF PERFECT !!! N DONT INSULT PEPPA SHE IS A CLEAN GIRL SHE SHOWERS AND DOES THE LAUNDRY UNLIKE SOMEONE!"

"I DO THE LAUNDRY STUPID! IM NOT A FILTHY MESS LIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE!"

"I HATE YOU SO HECKITY HECKING MUCH LEVI YOU SUCK SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO OSO SO SOS SO SO SOS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOS OSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH!"

"WHATEVER WHY WOULD I CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID AND INSIGNIFICANT YOU USELESS GOOD FOR NOTHING!"

OUCH.

"GOOD! FINE! IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT LEVI THEN I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU! FORGET WHATEVER HAPPENED TODAY IT SUCKED I HATED IT YOUR HANDS ARE SWEATY AND GROSS."

"SOUNDS GOOD I HATE YOU AND YOUR CAT ANYWAY!"

GOOD WE CANT ASSOCIATE WITH NOBODIES LIKE YOU.

"HANJI SASHA WE'RE LEAVING!" I grabbed Hanji by the arm gesturing for Sasha to follow us out of the space.

LEVI SUCKS.

"Erwin can you lock up after us?" Hanji muttered as we passed the taller male.

Hanji...

"Yeah of cou-"

"HANJI DONT SPEAK TO HIM HE ASSOCIATES WITH THE DEVIL!" I shrieked forcefully pushing her away from him.

I HAVE SAVED YOU.

"OH UH- OF COURSE THE DEVIL!" Sasha pitched in glancing at Hanji.

SASHA UNDERSTANDSSSS

"RIGHT LEVI HAS NO RIGHTS LETS GO!" Hanji screamed opening the car doors for us.

I'll sleep easy without L*vi on my mind <3

Plot-twist I didn't.

Y/NS SUPER SECRET DIEary ENTRY 923792073:

LEVI AND I HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN FIVE YEARS THATS BECAUSE I HATE HIM AND HE HATES ME WHICH IS STUPID AND UNREASONABLE NO ONE SHOULD HATE ME. ANYWAY AN ARTICLE ON BUSSFED CAME OUT AFTER THE MOST RECENT EPISODE!! TIME 2 SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE MEEE!!!

"Y/N maybe you shouldn't read this one- I mean wouldn't it be better if everything was a mystery!" Sasha cheered holding my laptop the article pulled up on the first tab.

WHY WOULDN'T I READ IT.

"I rlly rlly think I should read it I mean they must be shaming Levi or something!!!" I paused reading her conflicted expression, "I need to see!! You took a while to read it to make sure there weren't any c*rse words in it. I've been dying over here!"

WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS FORK IT OVER

"Ok I'm going to go downstairs to talk with Hanji see ya!" She muttered making her way out of the room.

Ok time to see what's up.

My heart dropped at the title.

BÜSSFEED on all things Corps House: Y/N in the wrong? Levi's sudden surge in popularity and the new cast!

Fan Favorite duo (and hopeful couple) Y/N and Levi were seen fighting at the end of the most recent episode. While this certainly isn't the first time the duo has quarreled this may be one of the largest fights of the season- it's already been enough to split a fandom. Y/N and Levi have fought on many occasions so this isn't exactly new. I mean everyone remembers the Mr. Squid incident but they've always seemed to bounce right back. Due to their interesting relationship, many fans are quite invested in what happens to them. Things have been moving quite slowly for the pair but they've certainly been getting closer we'll review that in just a second! Unfortunately, in a recent turn of events they've gone from playful banter to not speaking for an entire week.

Pre-fight:

Y/N and Levi were known to be very close to each other. While their relationship didn't seem as gushy as the wonderful dynamic of Hanji and Y/N (My OTP) they were definitely close. Y/N often came to Levi after difficult interactions with Eren to vent and relax. Levi who has been generally cold to many of the members typically didn't protest to her company. One of their most notable interactions happened just before Mikasa and Eren left. I mean who can forget that tender moment? Moments before the aforementioned fight they were seen holding hands and calling Mr. Squid (Y/N's cat) their child. 

Post-fight:

From the sound of it, the two haven't spoken in a few days. We know for a fact that off-camera Levi has told some of the other members that he will "divorce" Y/N when the time is right. Y/N herself has threatened divorce as a joke multiple times and then immediately backed down (a coward honestly). Hanji has been kind enough to tell us that she does this because "Levi is scary and has 'divorced' her multiple times off camera and poor Y/N is just a babie that needs constant love and attention <3!!!" We're still a little unclear about this whole divorcing nonsense but this article needs to be longer so I can reach my word count!! So it's okey dokey artichokey!!!

ANYWAY! Since the fight, the two haven't been talking at all. In fact, no one in the house is. Erwin says, "Y/N is against the girls talking to us because we sided with Levi so even if we wanted to talk we aren't." Right Y/N our angel is causing the house to split. Many fans even the hardest Y/N stans have decided to side with Levi on this one.

That's all for now folks! Tell me what you think about this fight in the comments!

I didn't know they thought that.

I guess I really have been bad about this whole thing.

But I only got upset because it was peppa pig )::::

It was wrong of Levi to act so rude about it.

I'm being stupid about this whole thing.

Cheer up Y/N!

Yes yes! Lots of people still like you and you can always apologize.

I scrolled down to the comments.

See I mean-

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so we're forcing them 2 get 2gether after a fight now (:::::::

- AiBEBE