"Look Levi I'm sorry I told everyone that you were taking a MASSIVE dump but you don't have to beat me up over it <3" I pleaded backing into the corner of the room.
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE TODAY.
"What? No that's not what I wanted to talk about chill out," he froze looking me over.
OH THANK GOD.
"Oh ok then let's go to the playroom and leave Mikasa alone," I glanced her way- still sleeping.
Ok boyo what do u wanna say 2 me???
"I was wondering what you thought about what happened earlier with the brats." He grumbled.
Seriously?????? THATS ALL??? YOU WERE ALL SECRETIVE FOR THAT.
"OH MY GOD LEVI YOU'RE SO BORING IS THAT SERIOUSLY ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT??????????" I burst out rolling my eyes extra aggressively.
EXTRA EXTRA AGGRESSIVELY
"What did you want to talk about something else?" He asked obviously startled.
UH YEAH NO DUH I THOUGHT SOMETHING INTERESTING WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
Levi stared into my soul his eyes reading my deepest desires.
Oh god he knows that I want 50 cats.
"We need to go shopping I was wondering if you would like to go on a walk with me tomorrow," Levi muttered glancing away from me.
You act like I go outside.
Y/N...
Okok chill out I'm going!
"Sure! This is going to be really exciting- like minecraft in real life or something lolol." I laughed punching his arm.
Imagine TREES in real life thats CRAZY HA H AH AH A H AH.
"Nevermind I'll ask Hanji if she wants to come with me," Levi stood up walking toward the door.
WAIT NO.
"NO NO YOU SIT BACK DOWN I WANT TO SEE THE MINECRAFT TREES WITH YOU."
PLS PLS PLSP PLS PLS PLSP LPSL PSLPKOIWHDJhjkhefiuruh3.
"No thank you."
LEVI WHY.
"I'm sorry I know I'm stupid I'm sorry ):" I grabbed his hand pulling him back to the couch.
Please forgive me its chronic.
"Fine," silence filled the space.
Ok now what.
Y/N start being dramatic so something interesting will happen :)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Just cry or something
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"I'm gonna leave now," Levi muttered making his way to the door once more.
Ok.
No.
Nah it's chill he can leave if he wants.
Mr. Squid brushed past Levi walking over to me.
Awww baby ily.
"Hewwo mistew squiddy." I picked him up shaking him around.
MY BB.
"Please never use that voice," Levi groaned furrowing his brows at me.
See you shouldn't of said that.
"Squiddy widdy look at widdle wevi over thewe!" I cheered messing with his paws.
TRY ME LEVI.
"Stop it Y/N."
"Squiddyyyyy look at mistew wevi he looks wike he could use a huggie!" I picked up Mister Squid bouncing him over to Levi.
Mister Squid you are the best thank you of being tolerant of me!
"Don't you dare touch me," Levi edged away staring down the adorable kitty.
Those are some harsh words for someone who was trying to RIP my baby from my care a little while ago.
"Thewe is no escape fwom the kitty witty!" I pouted dropping Mister Squid in his arms.
Wow two animals.
Levi is feral
Mister Squid is just a cat.
Hes soft by nature.
The softeststssttst.
"Bye bye Mister Squid you go and have fun with Levi for a little bit while I get ready for bed!" I cheered shutting the door on both of them.
I'm not coming back.
"Y/N I'm not your cat sitter come back," Levi protested slamming the door open.
NO NO NO U CANNOT DO THAT MR. SQUID IS SENSITIVE TO LOUD NOISES U BUTT!
"NO you have to take care of Mr. Squid and I have to get ready," I started to back up my hand reaching for the banister.
It's bonding since you two are my best friends you should spend a lot of time together!
"Mr. Squid and I already like each other- why can't you just take him I have to get ready for bed anyway," Levi grumbled taking a few short steps toward me Mr. Squid hanging from his outstretched hands.
Why can't you just get ready with him???
You-
Ok shut up.
"Just go and get ready with him you're both boys what does it matter," I pouted rolling my eyes at him.
Yeah Mr. Squid can't get ready with me bc Mr. Squid is a MISTER.
Is he????
Omg ur right I've never checked ://///
MISTER SQUID COULD BE A LADY!!!
YOU'RE RIGHT OH MY GOD.
"Wait so the reason you don't want to have Mr. Squid get ready with you ids because he's a boy?" Levi scoffed setting Mr. Squid down. "That's stupi-"
OH MY GOD.
"LEVI WE GOTTA CHECK IF MR. SQUID IS A MAN!" I shrieked bending down to pick him up.
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL MR. SQUID.
WHAT IF MR. SQUID IS NONBINARY OR WHAT IF MR SQUID IS TRANS.
WE RESPECT MR. SQUIDS DECISION AND DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO ACCOMMODATE THE BABIE OFC.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?"
LEVI HOW MUCH MORE DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU DEAR LORD.
"I DON'T KNOW MY OWN CAT'S GENDER I JUST NAMED THE BABY MISTER SQUID BC I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A NICE NAME!" I shrieked.
MR. SQUID WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?????
"I'm not even that surprised that you don't know," Levi closed his eyes rubbing his forehead.
Oh my god we have to check right now!
"Ok ok I'm going to check," I blurted out raising Mr. Squid up.
This is the moment of truth.
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SORRY IM PUBLISHING THIS SO LATE TMRW IS MY DAY OFF SO I WAS STAYING UP PLAYING MINECRAFT LIKE AN IDIOT
- AIAIIAIIA
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