"for the last time wade, you are never going to be an avenger!" tony drops to the couch, facing the television where wade is on the screen. "and how the heck did you get in this channel? its secured."
wade slowly pans his camera to the side which shows an unconscious guy in the deadpool mask and all tied up. "...i do not know?" and pans back to him.
"let him go!" tony raises his voice. "i have no time for this wade, i'm meeting pepper and you are disrupting the only me time i can ever get with all these idiots around!" rhodey gets in the frame, "i second that. buzz off."
lily tackles rhodey with a hug, "shut up you love me." wade cuts in, "okay rhodes honey? blink twice for help! and lily! you stole peetie away fro-" tony disconnects the television. "these video chats from wade need to stop being a weekly thing."
rhodey gets up,"you. lily why are you even here? get back to smooching that spiderkid or something."
"peter's cheating on me." lily blurts it out. rhodey looks her in the eye and bursts out laughing, "with who?!" she rolls her eyes.
tony rushes out, "bye bye, i have no time for teen problems right now." rhodey tries to run out too but lily holds on him with a strong and cold grip. "this IS unfair!" he screams out in pain.
"i just need someone to listen to me. please rhodey?" she pouts, he starts to feel bad. "fine fine, call Mother Thor and we can start."
"thor? why?"
"that teddy bear has a soft spot for ya. always talking about you during times when he actually gets drunk. just like a mother." lily smiles hearing that and rushes up the stairs to call for him.
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starkliciousum what is this? you were only supposed to worship me. rhodeyroxi lost a bet calm down starklicious t
hornderNever delete this. :) username1OUR KING! username2the taste jumped out 1i1y reply to my messages rhodeyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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1i1y guys guys
1i1y i have more suspicions damn it
rhodeyrox i hate how im excited to hear it
thornder Spill the tea darling.
1i1y okay um when i called peter just now, i could hear a girl's voice
1i1y and if anyone realised he hasn't stopped by the avengers tower for a WHOLE WEEK and claims he is staying with his friend ned
1i1y BUT NED'S AWAY FOR A VACATION
1i1y :(
rhodeyrox a minor inconvenience and you go crazy?
thornder Now now Rhodey, more support! We practiced.
rhodeyrox oh no honey, are you alright?
1i1y aw you guys spend time by yourselves as well?
rhodeyrox excuse me
rhodeyrox you were supposed to focus on ME BEING NICE?
thornder Lily darling, I know you never wanted to do this but we gotta go to Plan B.
1i1y following peter?
1i1y honestly at this point, I AM IN!
rhodeyrox ok but once you find out whats really going on with spiderkid you're gonna regret this and i'm going to stuff it in your face!
thornder Rhodey!
rhodeyrox i mean my shoulder's always open for you to cry on.
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sorry for another short chapter! promise after my exams i will publish longer ones and my updates will be more frequent !! till next time folks
