A Series of Sanders

Logic vs. Lies- Who Leads in The Linen?

In the Sanders Sides fandom, a running headcanon is the belief that both Logic "Logan" Sanders and Deceit Sanders (from here on out referred to as 'Logan' and 'Deceit' respectively) are- to put it bluntly- sluts. Dictionary.com defines a slut as 'a sexually promiscuous woman, or a woman who behaves or dresses in an overtly sexual way'. Obviously, this definition does not fit the two aforementioned sides. For the purpose of the following passage, the word slut will have a broad definition of 'a highly sexually active individual'. Please note that the following passage is not meant to defame any sexually active individual, or to condone 'slut-shaming' in any way. In the headcanon described above, it is accepted that Deceit has been in sexually active situations with every side excluding Morality "Patton" Sanders, and Logan has been in sexually active situations with every side excluding 'Creativity' "Remus" Sanders. The reasoning behind these exceptions are notably different, and that is what will be explored in the later text, as well as a conclusive answer to the question (informally phrased as); 'Who is the more powerful slut?'.

First off- Deceit. A fan favourite, a cunning snake-faced man who wears bowler hats and seems to have a secret agenda, as well as an underlying relationship with most of the sides. Deceits motivation for being a dirty slut could be as follows- and this is an assumption; boredom, curiosity, loneliness or actual infatuation. This, of course, attributes highly to his status as a slut, since his motivations for being sexually active are constantly changing and hard to peg down, or quite possibly, unknown. As mentioned above, Deceit has been in possibly inappropriate situations with every side with the notable exception of Patton.
One such situation would include the popular 'ship' Anxceit, which is between Anxiety "Virgil" Sanders and Deceit. However, in many situations, Anxceit is considered to be a relationship of the past, with the two sides acting coldly to one another in recent episodes, but with an implied history. For example, in a conversation between the two sides, Deceit tells Virgil, "Oh, you are hilarious Virgil! You always have been!" (EMBARRASSING PHASES: The Nightmare Instead of Christmas! | Sanders Sides, 22:29), which certainly implies that the two of them have known each other for much longer than the other sides, and the complementary nature of the comment alludes to past history. During this conversation, Deceit has also shown up in Virgils 'room' unannounced, something that the other sides have never done, always preferring to summon Virgil in order to speak with him as opposed to going to his room.
Another relationship is with Creativity "Roman" Sanders, commonly referred to with the ship name 'Roceit'. The relationship between the two of them is far more flirty and playful, with Roman often laughing at or condoning Deceits jokes or scenarios. At one point, Deceit dishonestly tells Logan that Patton would not want him around during the courtroom scenario. When Patton objects, Roman's response is, "I'm gonna allow it." (Selfishness v. Selflessness | Sanders Sides, 12:51), on the sole basis that it upset Logan. After a confused objection from Thomas Sanders himself, and a disapproving look from Patton, Roman amends, "All right, all right, all right, you're right, no lying Deceit. Come on, even if it's funny. Don't, don't, don't, uh-huh... I might... Don't do it."(Selfishness v. Selflessness | Sanders Sides, 12:55), while gesturing playfully with his gavel. Deceit later openly says to Roman, "Oh, you know I love you." (Selfishness v. Selflessness | Sanders Sides, 22:31), to which Roman replies, "Oh, haha... Yeah, totally..." (Selfishness v. Selflessness | Sanders Sides, 22:33). Clearly, there is a relationship of some sort there. Considering Deceits proximity to Roman's brother, Remus, it is more than likely they have had many encounters- and given Roman's 'pretty boy, dumb jock,' stereotypical personality type, it is also likely that those encounters could have been promiscuous.
Deceit's affiliation with Logan is obvious, as they are both battling for the title of 'slutiest slut'.
When considering Remus's disposition, and the fact that Deceit and Remus are both 'dark sides', meaning they live in close proximity, Deceit has likely participated in sensual activities with 'The Duke'. This is further proved by Remus's rather random outburst of "I LOVE being given two D's at once!" (Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS | Sanders Sides, 24:53).
As mentioned, the only outlier to this list is Patton. The reason for this is likely due to Patton's morally high regard in fans eyes, as well as Deceit being the 'opposite' of Patton. More specifically, with lies being the opposite of morality, defence versus prosecution in Selfishness v. Selflessness, etc. Two opposing characters, specifically an opposition between a character with incredibly high moral standards, and one with seemingly no morals at all, are seemingly unlikely to have a scandalous relationship.