Tomorrow it's my turn to help with food, and I'm (not) ready to fuck everything up.
I sigh. At least there are going to be two other people to help me with that.
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I was so wrong.
No one is here to help me out, because I'm stuck with Rowan and Cassian.
They can't cook. Neither can I.
I whip out my iPod. "Thank god this place has WiFi."
"THIS PLACE HAS WIFI?" Cassian almost screams. "You mean to tell me I've been sitting here on my ass, bored for two days straight with no memes and suddenly there's WiFi?" He looks like he's going into shock.
"Oh, praise the Lord and his miracles," Rowan sighs, and immediately goes onto a cursed app, otherwise known as Tumblr.
Cassian goes on this app called Funny Quotes and starts looking at memes, and as much as I'd like to do that, I sigh and pull up a pancake recipe.
Cassian looks up. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that."
"Okay, so is there pancake mix?"
"Nope. We're out," Rowan says, peering into the cabinets near him and finding an empty pancake mix box, phone in hand.
I look into the cabinets near me, and find that we are, indeed, gloriously, out of pancake mix.
"Fuck this shit," Cassian curses.
"Agh!" I tear at my hair.
Rowan looks at us and goes back to Tumblr.
"So, what now?"
"I don't know," he shrugs.
"We could just make sandwiches," Rowan suggests. "Using some of the cream cheese or jelly for the bagels tomorrow. We have bread, cream cheese, and jelly. Why not?"
"Isn't that going to cut from tomorrow's supply?" Cassian asks.
"No, I overheard Brand saying yesterday that there happened to be extra bread, cream cheese, and jelly." Rowan tells him.
"We have peanut butter, too," Cassian adds.
"For the bagels?" I'm disgusted.
"No, for the pasta," Rowan rolls his eyes.
"WHAT THE FU--" Cassian and I both start to gag and scream.
"I was being sarcastic!"
"I'm sorry, that was so disgusting I was scared to question it," Cassian says, looking at me. "You know what I mean?"
I nod. "Hey, you know how we have to make all the food today?"
Rowan and Cassian nod.
"We should totally put the peanut butter in the pasta," I put grin manically.
They both get shit-eating grins on their faces to match mine.
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