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warnings: sex mention
plot: billie on jimmy fallon
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"We're back and I'm here with Margot Robbie and Y/n," Jimmy says
"Okay here's how it works, in front of each of us are two envelopes containing confessions one is true and the other is a lie one you say the confession the other two players get to interrogate you, they have to come to a unanimous decision, is it the truth!?" Jimmy says
"Or is it a lie, y/n you go first," Jimmy says
"Which one?" y/n says holding up two envelops and jimmy points to the second one
"Okay" you tear open the envelope read it quickly and laugh loudly
"What is it, you have to say it out loud," Jimmy says
"I'm getting to that okay, now" you pause to chuckle again
"Once after a hookup with someone I attempted to go get something to drink from the kitchen but was caught by their sibling as they were coming in the house," you say laughing as jimmy looks at you bewildered
"WHAT" jimmy yells and you laugh
"Oh my god okay, OKAY uhhh" Jimmy says
"Um were you clothed" Jimmy laughs
"Yes I had a very large shirt on," You say
"What did the sibling say," Margot said
"They called for uh blank but umm," You say pausing laughing hard
"What! don't stop talking now" Margot says
"Okay um, they were uh busy recovering," You say holding in your laughter as jimmy and Margot look at you like you've grown two heads and you broke laughing
"By recovering you mean they couldn't walk?" Margot laughed
"Yes and no, they could walk but not to fast or they'd fall on their ass" You laugh
"Well damn okay," Margot says
"This has to be false you kept laughing," Jimmy says and Margot nods
"Yeah false," Margot says
"Well sucks to be you because it's TRUE," I say and Margot gets up throwing her envelops on the table and jimmy had his head in his hands
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"Okay here's how it works, in front of each of us are two envelopes containing confessions one is true and the other is a lie one you say the confession the other two players get to interrogate you, they have to come to a unanimous decision, is it the truth!?" Jimmy says
"Or is it a lie, Billie you go first," Jimmy says
Billie grabs for an envelope and chuckles to herself
"Okay, after a hookup with someone they attempted to go get something to drink from the kitchen but was caught by finneas as he was coming in the house" Billie bites on her bottom lip to stop herself from laughing at jimmy and the crowd as they gasp loudly
"WAIT OH MY GOD" jimmy yells standing up putting his head in his hands and looks at Billie with big eyes
"I'VE HEARD THIS STORY BEFORE OH MY GOD" Jimmy yells and the crowd is laughing and yelling
"Yeah I've heard this story too jimmy," You say sitting on his desk with your legs crosses smirking and the crowd gasp
"WHAT IS HAPPENING" Jimmy yells pointing at you
"I don't know it seems like Billie stole my story," You say getting off the desk walking over to the group and jimmy just stands there wide-eyed
"YOU AND YOU DID WHAT OH MY GOD" Jimmy says pointing at the both of you
"Jimmy are you good?" Billie asks pretending to be oblivious to everyone's realization
You place your hands behind your back walking over to Billie and standing next to her trying to keep your laughter in
"I'M NOT OKAY WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON MY BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW" Jimmy yells and you can't stop yourself from laughing making Billie laugh as well
"You two explain yourselves are you pranking me right now?" Jimmy says pointing at you both
"No, we are not pranking you jimmy," You say
"Wait wait wait wait wait!" Jimmy says and turns to Billie
"Did you just come out on MY show?" Jimmy says and Billie nods
"Wow I'm honored, how long have you two had this planned?" Jimmy ask
"Since I told the story on your show, I thought it would be a brilliant idea to reveal who the story's about," You say
"I have no words," Jimmy says
Billie pulls me onto her lap and the crowd screams
"Y'all need to calm down y'all gonna lose your voices," Billie says
"I had no idea this was gonna happen, this was just as big as a surprise to me as it is to you all, anything else you guys wanna say?" jimmy says laughing
"To all of Billie fans who I know are gonna ask this question, yes... she is a bottom," you say and Billie gasp with the crowd
"Stop lying I won't hesitate to fight you on live tv," Billie says playfully biting you shoulder
"Shut your acrylic nails ass up," you say laughing and jimmy is dying laughing
"Okay uh, y/n and Billie Eilish everyone," Jimmy says gesturing to us and we wave at the crowd
