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taehyung: do u know where to find the condoms in superstore?

jm: uh

jm: like condom condoms?

taehyung: yes so do u know where it is? 

jm: wtf why do u want condoms

taehyung: so i can fuck jimin duh

jm: TAEHYUNG WTF IM NOT READY YET 

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"Oopsie." Taehyung said before bursting out into laughter and grabbing onto the nearest shelf which, just to his luck, was full of lotion and bottles of baby oil. They seemed to fall in slow motion to Taehyung's eyes and lay scattered, a mess, on the shiny ground. A saleswomen walked past and shot a look of complete distaste at Taehyung and Taehyung returned it just as harsh. 

Yeah. He realized he'd texted Jimin instead of Namjoon.

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taehyung: sorrY

jm: but i still want some fuk

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"Excuse me, but do you know where to find condoms?" 

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A/N

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