Act 2 Scene 4

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Katie & Chuck's Apartment, Living Room

(Buddy and Mel are still playing Dance Wars. Mel wins.)

Mel: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Buddy: Say, where'd Liam go?

(Both gasp in horror to notice that he is not on the couch.)

SONG: Where's Liam? (Suspenseful)

Buddy: I can't believe this! I should've picked an easier song for you to try and beat me. THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Mel (horrified): MY FAULT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS THIS GAME!

(Both charge at each other, shouting things based on their personalities.)

Buddy: FOODIE!

Mel: HOT DOG!

Buddy: SQUIRREL CHASER!

Mel: DANCE WARS CHAMP!

Buddy: I say it takes one on one, Mel!

Mel: If that is the case, why don't you have Norman steal an old ladies' glasses!

Buddy: Go stick your face in a bag of kettle cooked chips!

Mel: Why don't you go eat the contents of Chloe's litter box this time around!

Buddy: EWWW! NO WAY!

(When the dust finally settles, they try to think of a plan to distract Duke and Max when they get back.)

Both: Where's Liam? Where could he be?

Mel: How are we going to break this to Duke and Max though?

Buddy: We need to find a way to distract them!

Mel: Meat tasting?

Buddy: Too easy. I can't think of anything else!

Both: We're doomed! WE'RE DOOMED!

(Song ends) 

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