Your Unexpected Journey

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates.

"My dear Bilbo since when did you wrest up your door so your guests would fall head first into your house?" Gandalf said and then continued as the dwarves and you got up from the floor by introduce you all.
"This is Bifur, Bofur, Bombur and y/n..." you all four nid-nod and said "at your service" and Bilbo said the same and then he said sorry for the inconvenience you had entering his house.
"This is Thorin Oakenshield, the leader of...well...we will get to that" Gandalf said.
Thorin was in no mood to tell Bilbo "at your service" you could all see that. Bilbo said " I'm sorry" like ten times before Thorin muttered "Nothing to say sorry for, let's just forget about it".

You were a little late because the party seemed to be over...everyone else had eaten. But the food was once again put out on the table.
"Some red wine for me" Gandalf called out.
"And for me to!" Thorin said.
"Bring out the rasberry jam and the applecake...is there any whipped cream?" Bofur shouted (everyone had to be loud because the sound level amongst the dwarves was loud).
"And fruit pie and cheese!" Bifur said.
And then Bombur shouted "POORK PIE AND SALAD!"
"More pastry and coffee"
"Bilbo boil some more eggs"
"Here is cold chicken and pickled vegetables"...
Everybody ate with good appetite.
Drinking beer, coffee, talking...You took some wine but it was sour...and you put away the glas and was given beer by you thought it was Fili or Kili...you were not shure the young brothers was very look a-like. And you could not like guess because in the book as well as here they were both blonde but in PJ's movie Fili was blonde and Kili was brown haired. You needed not to ask for any food it all went around and everyone took what they wanted.
The pickled vegetables and the poork pie was very good.
You ate and looked at the company around the table, you knew all their names but not really who was who...
"And lass, who are you if I may ask" a older dwarf said, he had white beard. It had to be Balin. "I'm Balin at your service. This is my brother Dwalin" Dwalin looked at you "Dwalin at your service lass".
You tried to stand up and be polite  to bow but you were sitting next to Fili/Kili and Bombur and well Bombur kinda blocked your way. "I'm y/n at your service".
And after that it started a wave of polite  introducing with "at your service" here and there...Gloin, Oin and Dori, Nori and Ori, Fili and Kili and Balin and Dwalin...so the whole thing started to be really amusing and you just had to laugh. It felt good to do so...you had not felt this relaxed since you ended up in MiddleEarth.

"Well why is the lass with you?" Gloin said to Thorin.
"Well she was found in the forest by Bofur after we left Bree, she was not fit at all wandering the forest by night. She claims that she's run away from home, and want to get to Laketown and stay with her long lost uncle...if she tells the truth (you could feel everybodys eyes on you)...and I think she sees an opportunity to get there with our help"
"I can be useful. I can do the dishes, make breakfast, look after the ponies..." you stopped there becaus Thorins iceblue eyes pierced you and you had to look down. "Big brother sees you" you thought.
"We discuss the matter of y/n journey and were her home is after our meeting"
Then Bilbo said (he looked a little bit tired and well...sick off dwarves messing around in his home) "Are you staying for supper?" (Hobbits eat alot of meals).
"Well of course Mr. Baggins, we will be here longer than that, this may take all night." But before our meeting starts clear off the table and perhaps some music with it?".
Thorin smiled and all the dwarves got upp and started to sing and clear the table...
"Blunt the knifes bent the forks..."
Dinnerware flew from hand to hand...you followed Bifur out in the kitchen it felt safer there just doing the dishes instead at catching flying plates, glass, pots and jars and whatever that flew like birds in Bilbos dining room, hallway and out in the kitchen.
"Smash the bottles and burn the corks, Chip the glasses and crack the plates...
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!"

Bilbo was running around begging everybody to be carful...but he's worries was useless because the dwarves broke nothing and after you took a go with the broom and the dustpan Bilbos house looked almost like (you assumed) before he had the uninvited  guests.