Iskall: "after fighting zombies" Are you all right? Did they hurt you?
Ren: Marry me.
Iskall: Wh-what?
Ren: Uh th-they were scaring me!
Doc: Heyyyy grian what's up?
Grian: I'm sitting in a pool of blood
Doc: Is it your blood....?
Grian: Yeah I think so
Doc: Do you know where it's coming from!?
Grian: From the stab wound
Doc: You were stabbed?!
Grian: oh hell yeah,
Xisuma: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd
Doc: You say 'you people' like your not apart of the group. Well I got news for you, point blank, your already on the Christmas card
Evil xisuma: Are you calling me a lier?!
Xisuma: Well I ain't calling you a truther!
Grian: Oh look I survived I love it when I do that!
At a museum
Doc: Oh come on what's the harm in taking a look around
Xisuma: "sipping coffee" With this group, clearly you haven't been paying attention
Mumbo: I'm going over to help, stay here and.... just don't touch anything
Grian: Yeah yeah.
Grian: "One he's gone" I'm gonna touch everything!
College au
Iskall: Why do I mysteriously feel like crap and keep wasting time doing nothing
Grian: You might have depression-
Iskall: No it can't be that, it has to be something I did
Xisuma: Did you just refer a knife as a 'people opener'
Doc: Should I have not have?
Joe: Don't break peoples hearts, they only have one.
Doc:Break their bones they have plenty of those
Xisuma: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Mumbo: We have three actually
Grian: Pick your favorite!
Doc: Who the fuck
Scar: Language!
Doc: ...
Doc: Whom the fuc-
College au
Mumbo: Come on I wasn't that drunk,
Grian: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important,
Mumbo: That's because you are!
At shara meeting
Mumbo: Sorry I'm late,
Iskall and grian: WhAt happened?
Mumbo: Nothing I just didn't want to come,
Ren: This is a mass text
Ren: Does anyone know where I am
Xisuma: How do you be nice to people
Evil xisuma: Don't kill them
Xisuma: Your setting the bar really low but I'll allow it
Grian: Who can i trust
Iskall: Yourself?
Grian: Pfft no
