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Iskall: "after fighting zombies" Are you all right? Did they hurt you?

Ren: Marry me.

Iskall: Wh-what?

Ren: Uh th-they were scaring me!



Doc: Heyyyy grian what's up?

Grian: I'm sitting in a pool of blood

Doc: Is it your blood....?

Grian: Yeah I think so

Doc: Do you know where it's coming from!?

Grian: From the stab wound

Doc: You were stabbed?!

Grian: oh hell yeah,



Xisuma: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd

Doc: You say 'you people' like your not apart of the group. Well I got news for you, point blank, your already on the Christmas card



Evil xisuma: Are you calling me a lier?!

Xisuma: Well I ain't calling you a truther!



Grian: Oh look I survived I love it when I do that!


At a museum 

Doc: Oh come on what's the harm in taking a look around

Xisuma: "sipping coffee" With this group, clearly you haven't been paying attention


Mumbo: I'm going over to help, stay here and.... just don't touch anything

Grian: Yeah yeah.

Grian: "One he's gone" I'm gonna touch everything!


College au

Iskall: Why do I mysteriously feel like crap and keep wasting time doing nothing

Grian: You might have depression-

Iskall: No it can't be that, it has to be something I did


Xisuma: Did you just refer a knife as a 'people opener'

Doc: Should I have not have?



Joe: Don't break peoples hearts, they only have one.

Doc:Break their bones they have plenty of those



Xisuma: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Mumbo: We have three actually

Grian: Pick your favorite!



Doc: Who the fuck

Scar: Language!

Doc: ...

Doc: Whom the fuc-


College au

Mumbo: Come on I wasn't that drunk,

Grian: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important,

Mumbo: That's because you are!


At shara meeting

Mumbo: Sorry I'm late,

Iskall and grian: WhAt happened?

Mumbo: Nothing I just didn't want to come,



Ren: This is a mass text

Ren: Does anyone know where I am



Xisuma: How do you be nice to people

Evil xisuma: Don't kill them

Xisuma: Your setting the bar really low but I'll allow it



Grian: Who can i trust

Iskall: Yourself?

Grian: Pfft no

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