How To Love | YeonKai

5 (Yeonjuns Guide to Love)

"What am I doing wrong!? I thought things were going well" Yeonjun complains to his cousin as they got onto the bus. It was too cold to walk the whole way.

"Seems like he's just not interested" the bus starts moving. The two find spots in the near front standing.

"No, I refuse to accept that. I'm freaking Choi Yeonjun! Everybody is interested in me!"

"With that attitude...that's hard to believe" Soobin rolls his eyes and changes his attention to the window.

"There's just no reason for him to not like me! Maybe he's shy..."

"Dude, you just suck at love. You'll need the best guide ever created by human to even help your chances at getting with Huening Kai"

That was when a light bulb lit up inside Yeonjuns brain. His mouth and eyes widened and he even let out an 'AHA!'

"Soobin THATS the best idea you've had since.... EVER" the bus arrives to Yeonjuns stop and the doors open. He wastes no time at getting off and running home. Soobin scrunched his nose and wonders what horrible idea Yeonjun had just thought of. Whatever it is, he knows it's going to be well thought out- and horrible.

...

"Taehyun how does it make you feel to know that you read gay porn" Huening Kai says as he flips through the pages of a Yaoi Manga.

"Don't say it like that! it sounds weird" Taehyun says while looking through the shelves for a book to buy. They had stopped by a comic store after school. Huening Kai prefers horror manga but Taehyun loves Boys Love and Yaoi.

"Do you ever imagine you and Soobin as these characters" Huening Kai asks. Taehyun developed his crush on soobin during the schools spring festival last school year prior. He doesn't know why, but seeing Soobin under colorful lanterns made his heart skip- and it still does to this day.

"No tHAT WOULD BE WEIRD"

"It's not weird, I think it's actually cute" Huening Kai admits with his arms crossed.

"Okay... I do imagine us in the story sometimes- BUT ONLY THE FLUFF SCENES" Huening Kai lets out a dolphin laugh.

"OH MY GOD I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK YOUD ADMIT IT"

"Shut up! So you're saying you've never daydreamed about a boy you've liked?"

"Nope, I'm a realist, plus the thought of candle lit dinners and movies dates make me gag"

"Oh come on, so you're saying even when you were dating Hongjoong you never fantasized about going on dates and cuddling?" Taehyun asks as he pulls another book out of the shelves.

Hongjoong and Huening Kai had grown up together, their mothers were best friends and thus always had Huening Kai and Hongjoong together. The pair had feelings for each other and dated for about three years- two of which was after Hongjoongs debut. Huening Kai decided to put an end to their relationship- if you could even call it that.

"Hongjoong is a famous idol, I'd imagine things like him texting back in a row 6 times and him just not being in the fucking practice room. It's different with you and Soobin.."

"Then why don't you find someone who will text back 6 times in a row and not be in a practice room? Do you still have feelings for Hongjoong?" Taehyun questioned.

"No, obviously I don't like him anymore-we broke up for a reason"

"You two broke up because of his crazy schedule- plus we both know that he would have still fought for the relationship throughout his fame"

"I know, but he shouldn't have to fight for me. Now he can focus on his life with no guilt feelings and I can focus on mine"

"Exactly so why cant you focus on your life WHILE looking for a boyfriend. I'll even keep a look out for you. What type of boy do you want to date right now?" Huening Kai thought for a second.

"They definateley have to be kind.."

...
"MOVE OUTTA THE WAY LADY" Yeonjuns shoulder collides with a woman on the street. She was putting up flyers for a missing cat when Yeonjun ran into her and sent the flyers scurrying everywhere

It was the next day and he had stayed up all night. He was eager to show Yeonjun his creation, he couldn't even wait until school and was rushing to Soobins house right now.

"SOOBIN!" He runs into his uncles home. Soobins dad is eating breakfast with Jin, Soobins older brother.

"He's still sleeping" Jin says as he pours a pot. Yeonjun smiles at his family and runs up the stairs straight into Soobins room.

"SOOBIN" He jumps on top of his cousin who was wrapped tightly under his sheets.

"Let me sleeeeep!" Soobin almost cried.

"I made it!" Yeonjun shakes his cousin before tearing off the blankets, revealing his cousin curled up like a fetus in his blue cotton candy pajama bottoms, shirtless and with only one sock.

"Made what, Yeonjun!" Soobin angrily sits up in bed. His dark hair poking up in different places. Yeonjun holds up a bright blue book with black ink writing and drawing on the cover.

'Yeonjuns Guide to Love'

"Oh my god, what did you do" He takes the book from Yeonjun and starts flipping through the pages.

"I stayed up all night searching for the best methods to make someone fall in love with me"

"Please stop talking" Soobin rubbed his temples with the palms of his hands. It wasn't even 7am yet and he was already pissed off.

"Look, this is gonna work"

"Why can't you just accept Huening Kai doesn't want to date you?"

"Because I love a challenge"

"Are you listening to yourself!?"

"Soobin, look, this book is going to work. I researched very carefully and it turns out all I need are my handsome looks and these 10 tactics- in no particular order"

Soobin sighed and looked inside the book to see what crackhead content Yeonjun has came up with.

1. Smile when you see them
2. Get them talking about their hobbies/personal interests
3. Make a thoughtful gesture
4. Make them laugh
5. Ask them for help/advice
6. Do a favor
7. Make them remember you
8. Spend time together
9. Keep things exciting
10. Set up a date

"You're an idiot"