Truth or Dare

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Me: so not many people are asking questions so we are gonna play truth or dare like I (or Darwin) did with the Dog Man characters!!

Google: wait.. like amongst ourselves?
Me: yeah why not?
Google: erm.. ok..

*so*

Snapchat: Spotify, truth or dare?
Spotify: erm dare
Snapchat: I dare you to jump into a lake naked!
Spotify: HA HA NO THANKS
Snapchat: well tough
Me: ok erm.. I'll go but not look...
Snapchat: I wanna see!!
Me: fine just you and me as girls
Twitter: why?
Spotify: erm.. because I'M GONNA BE NAKED?
Twitter: oh yeah... I better stay out of this... 🥴

*later*

Facebook: He's ready!
Me: ok Snapchat cover your eyes I will too
Also me and Snapchat: *covers eyes*
YouTube: You can come out now!
Spotify: *walks out* WHY'S TIKTOK HERE?!?
TikTok: I'm a boy 😜
Vine: he is he just dresses as a girl
Spotify: Hmm ok..
Also Spotify: *goes to end of lake*
Me: when your ready!
Snapchat: He's turned out we can look now
Me: ok
Spotify: *inhales* *dives in*
Everyone who's there except Spotify: WOOHOO!!
Spotify: I..it's..s co..col..d..

*next*

Twitter: Skype Truth or Dare
Skype: Hmm.. truth
Twitter: if you had to kiss someone, who would you kiss?
Skype: I don't know..
Discord: probably me lol
Reddit: EXCUSE ME
Me: I mean.. they're related. So probably.
Skype: hmph. Discord then 😑
Twitter: ok
Discord: we're related, Reddit. Don't get mad.
Reddit: I'm not mad..
Me: Twitter I knew who you would kiss~
YouTube: don't you DARE start again!!
Twitter: I mean.. If I had to for the world.. then yeah.
Me: ooh la la~

*next*

YouTube: Pinterest truth or dare
Pinterest: Hmm.. d..dare..
YouTube: I dare you to shut down your app
Pinterest: SO YOU CAN GET MORE MONEY? HA HA NO!
Me: 😤😤
YouTube: Fiiine..
Also YouTube: I dare you to.. wear a dress..
Pinterest: oh no I pick truth
Me: too late ha ha
Also me: wait a minute.. on my Dog Man truth or dare that was Petey's dare..
Wattpad: I know I told YT
Pinterest: Welp. If Petey is reading this then you aren't the only one.
TikTok: I mean— look at me. I'm a boy and yet I'm wearing high heels and a skirt.
Vine: yeah but your gender fluid
TikTok: true.
Pinterest: I'm gonna go pick the dress.
Me: ha ha no your not
Also me: Instagram, help him pick one
Instagram: my pleasure 😇

*later*

Instagram: I chose the best one
Me: ok let me see lol
Instagram: go on, Pin, show 'em!
Pinterest: oh no *blushes*
Me: aww
Reddit: you look like a girl lol
Pinterest: as if I didn't know
Me: that looks great 👍 lol

Also me: anyway please ask some dares! If you do something wrong I won't care. Really. Ignore the request page lay out rules.

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