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Me: well, first things first, Spotify? Spotify: *kicks Apple in the bits* Apple: OW
(These are in alphabetical order) Amino: oh, yes!! You are someone I look up to! Apple Music: nah. Discord: if you play video games, then yeah. Otherwise no. Duolingo: Is he Bilingual? If not, then nope!! Facebook: I don't know him so I can't say yes. Google: Same.. so maybe no... Instagram: Judging by the avatar.. no not really... Me: erm.. I don't know... yes..? Pinterest: No. Big fat no. PornHub: not my taste. Reddit: no one is as cool as me. Snapchat: erm.. I don't know what to say, really.. Skype: I don't wanna be mean, but like.. no? Spotify: he ain't got AirPods, so nope. TikTok: oh hell yeah. This guy is as cool af. Twitter: I think he seems cool. Tinder: erm.. no.. Tumblr: yeah, I guess? He's got dem nice hips. Vine: *slides some shades on him* yup. Wattpad: ey... I don't know what it feels like to be cool, so... probably? YouTube: why am I last... and no, not really.
Me: well, there ya go! Keep those asks and dares coming!
