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Me: Wow thanks guys! It's really appreciated.

Also me: Anyway for this I'm gonna turn the apps back to their original genders (just for this) because it's gonna be fun~
Pinterest: that worries me
Me: yeah it better

Also me: Anywaay.. it's time for a game of spin the bottle.
Snapchat: what the frick is that-
Me: it's when a person spins a bottle and and whoever is lands on has to.. *giggles* kiss then.
YouTube: you planned this didn't you
Me: oh yes I did
Also me: anyway, who wants to spin first?
Everyone but me: ....
Me: c'mon guys! Someone!
Tumblr: *slowly raises hand*
Me: ok Tumblr come along now
Tumblr: *hoping she gets Reddit*
Also Tumblr: *spins bottle*

The bottle lands on..

Skype.

Skype: oh crap-
Tumblr: dang it.
Me: two girls? Hmm ok.. well, kiss time!
Skype: NO IT LANDED ON DUOLINGO
Duolingo: THAT WAS CLEARLY YOU
Skype: *walks over to Tumblr*
Discord: *giggles uncontrollably*
Tumblr: I will remember this-
Skype: *kisses Tumblr*
Me: wow that ship is off my list
Also me: anyway NEXT! Who's up?
TikTok: I'll give it a go!
Me: there's a good gi- boy.
TikTok: *obviously hoping it's Vine*
Also TikTok: *spins bottle*

The bottle lands on..

VK.

VK: oh sh-
TikTok: ah crap
Me: get it done and over with
Twitter: I know what your waiting for..
Me: 😏
TikTok: *goes over and kisses VK*
VK: you taste disgusting
TikTok: I know you do
Reddit: oOoOoOohHhHhHh!!
Vine: roasted!!
Me: anyway you can spin next Facebook
Facebook: why?
Me: because I said so
Facebook: hmph fine.. *hoping the bottle would fall onto the ground*
Also Facebook: *spins bottle*

The bottle lands on..

YouTube.

Me: OH COME ON-
YouTube: that was an obvious Spotify come on
Spotify: that was an obvious YouTube, COME ON
Twitter: *hums in disappointment*
Me: someone jealous~
Twitter: oh shut your gob-
Instagram: ey ey ey ey!
Facebook: *stands up*
YouTube: STAY AWAY OR I WILL GIVE YOU NONSTOP ADVERTS!!
Facebook: Just freaking kiss me you square head-
YouTube: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME-
Facebook: *kisses YouTube*
YouTube: *Spits out some spit*
Snapchat and Instagram: EW!
YouTube: That. Was. HORRIBLE! I just kissed my own best friend!
Facebook: ha ha
YouTube: HA HA? HA HA?! HA FREAKING H-?!?
Twitter: *shuts him up by kissing him*
Me: Now that's just made my day 🙃=🙂

Also me: anyway zhat iz ze end and ze apps are going inzo zeir oppozite genderz again
Wattpad: and your french?
Duolingo: THAT ISN'T FENCH IT'S SPANISH!
*that happens*
Duolingo: oh come on-

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