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Me: oh look! The old mates are back! YouTube: mates? There isn't any mating here! (sORRY THAT'S OF PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR d'ya get the joke?)
Me: anyway! I forgot about Apple Music.
Also me: HOW HAVE I FORGOTTEN
*at the apps*
Me: hey guys!! Spotify, your gonna meet someone, and in my world, they are.. your.. frienemey. Spotify: a what now? Me: a frienemy. Your friend slash enemy. Spotify: Oh. Ok. Who? Me: you'll have to come this way to see them..
*at Apple Music*
Spotify: who the heck are you Apple Music: I am Apple Music I heard you are Spotify? (For some reason I imagine him with a genie voice xD xD) Spotify: oh. Apple Music. And yes. Apple Music: I am a better app than you! Spotify: excuse me? Apple Music: I said, I am better than you! People use me more! Spotify: no they don't! Me: woah! Should I let Google declare this? Spotify: yeah. I know him better. Me: he's not choosing you he's writing down what other people have declared! Apple Music: go ahead then! Search it up! Me: I WILL. Also me: *searches it up*
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Spotify: HA! I AM USED MORE! Apple Music: yeah, but I'm still better! It says so! Me: I mean, the user is on your side, Apple Music. Spotify: hmph! I'm still used more! Apple Music: they think I'm better! *sticks tongue out at Spotify* Spotify: *does the same but to Apple Music*
