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Me: so this has turned into "ask and dare game humans" huh?!?

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Me: so this has turned into "ask and dare game humans" huh?!?


































Also me: nah it's fine.

*later*

Me: ok apps- this is a dare for the games.. so you get a break.
Snapchat: WOOHOO!
TikTok: aww!
Me: just for this dare.. just for this dare..

*later*

Me: ROBLOX! IF YOU EXIST COME TO ME!
Roblox: *magically exists*
Also Roblox: hUh WhErE aM i?!?
Me: welcome to the world you will die one day-
Roblox: that sounds lovely.
Me: yes I know and something even more lovely is that you have a dare.
Roblox: bUt I'm A gAmE-
Me: i DoN't CaRe!
Also me: a user requested you to do this SO NO TURNING BACK
Roblox: it's gonna be like 'drink two bottles of vinegar' or something.
Me: nope! Your playing on your mortal enemy!
Also me: I mean I think he's your mortal enemy..
Roblox: I don't have an enemy I'm cool with everyone
Me: ANYWAY! You gotta play on Minecraft.
Roblox: oh no.
Me: anyway I realised they did an auto correct and I think that 'male' is supposed to be 'make' so it makes sense.
Roblox: what now?!?
Me: you have to play on Minecraft but to make it better you can play in Roblox noob skin
Roblox: I wanna be me-
Me: yOu CaN't Be!! ThAt'S nOt HoW mInEcRaFt WoRkS!!
Roblox: how am I supposed to know?!? I don't even think of playing Minecraft, so I?!
Me: I don't know!!
Also me: anyway.. MINECRAFT!!
Minecraft: *walks over here singing Creeper— aw man*
Me: dude that died like 5 months ago
Minecraft: and you died like 5 years ago (I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP)
Me: Thank you for the epic greeting; this is Roblox.
Roblox: hey.
Minecraft: 'sup.
Me: anyway Roblox is gonna play on you, ok?
Minecraft: I'm not a play pen!
Me: YOUR GAME I MEAN
Minecraft: oh I see yes of course.
Roblox: and I thought he would be smarter-
Minecraft: *pretending to not be offended*
Me: *sets out table as Minecraft lays out the Xbox one and turns on Minecraft*
Me: now just hide this from Wattpad-
Minecraft: wait is he obsessed now?
Roblox: Wattpad?!? Ain't he that book app?
Me: yeah it's a long story-
Minecraft: ok all done. *wipes sweat from forehead*
Me: how are you sweating?!?
Roblox: *casually sits down wishing he was playing his own game*
(These guys aren't in their gender swaps it's just the apps)
Minecraft: *gets Roblox's controller and puts on Noob Skin*
Roblox: better. I guess.
Minecraft: stop complaining or else-

Me: anyway we'll check back on Roblox by the next dare! See how him and Minecraft are doing-
Roblox: *screams* HOW DID THE FREAKING SKELETON REACH ME FROM THE HILL?!? THAT ARROW SHOULD HAVE LANDED ON THE TREE!
Me: Seems like he's already getting used to it.

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