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Me: ok Wattpad we have another dare for youWattpad: not now please I'm trying to find my books

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Me: ok Wattpad we have another dare for you
Wattpad: not now please I'm trying to find my books..
Me: heh heh
Also me: someone took them
Wattpad: WHO?!?
Me: the user who dares you to stay off them for..
Wattpad: no!! my smut!! >:(
Me: the next 6 dares.
Wattpad: *gasps*
Snapchat: 6?!?! 6?!?!
Me: lol your still a boy
Snapchat: why world I can't take anymore selfies!
Wattpad: I CAN'T READ ANYMORE BOOKS
Snapchat: not reading books is TOTALLY more important than worrying about your gender!
Wattpad: hey! I've probably got better eye sight than you!
Me: *walks backwards with some popcorn in her hands which she somehow had*
Snapchat: says the guy with glasses
Instagram: WOAH! Woah! Break it UP!
Me: aww I was just starting my popcorn..
Instagram: Wattpad, where's your books?
Wattpad: A USER GOT THEM WHO DARED ME TO STAY OFF THEM FOR 6 DARES
Instagram: Hmm ok let's go Snap
Snapchat: *eyeing him*
Wattpad: *does the same*
Me: *puts down popcorn* ok let's go play some video games
Wattpad: wait what? What is this language you speak of?
Me: Video games. It's a game you play on the TV, or your IPad, or even your phone!
Wattpad: What? Instead of the actual thing?
Me: your just like my mum when I was explaining video games to her
Wattpad: it can't be that bad.. I guess...
Me: ok! *shouts Minecraft over* *for some reason he was here*

*later*

Minecraft: wassup
Wattpad: since when was he here-
Me: LETS PLAY ON YOU
Minecraft: ok *tosses them Xbox one remotes*
Also Minecraft: *lays down TV and Xbox one*
Wattpad: what is that thing? Is it a printer? Can I print paper in it? For a book?
Me: NO! It's an Xbox. You play ok it!
Wattpad: Hmm I see..
TV: *does the Xbox opening thing*
Wattpad: WOAH
Me: Ikr lol
TV: *Minecraft world thing opens*
Me: *presses the thing on Watt's controller to let him in the game*
Wattpad: woah!
Me: great! Now let's go chop a tree..
Wattpad: chop? Chop a tree? You can't do that!
Me: woah it's just a game! It's not real life! *eyes Minecraft*
Minecraft: *slowly steps away*

*later*

TikTok: WHAT'S THIS?!? WATTPAD PLAYING A GAME?!
Twitter: Please don't say it's Fortnite
Me: it's Minecraft
TikTok: MINECRAFT?!? What is this language you speak?
Me and Twitter: 😒😒
TikTok: ya should have played Fortnite ya silly billies!
Me: that's too hard to explain to Wattpad how to play
Twitter: was this a dare?
Me: yup
Twitter: for how long?
Me: well the dare was for Watt to stay off his books... and it was for 6 dares.
Twitter: *whispers* lucky.

Me: anyway thanks for the dare, Rawr_Kitty9! Wattpad seems to be addicted to Minecraft now.. which seems a bit weird to me. But anyway I hope you don't laugh as much as you did the last time lol

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