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Me: ok Reddit, you better stay out this one

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Me: ok Reddit, you better stay out this one.
Reddit: why?
Me: because it er.. gets interesting.
Also me: I MEAN.. not like BAD interesting but.. ooh! Actually! Yeah please leave.
Reddit: I mean I may as well bye bye
Me: YOUR STILL COMING BACK!!
*silence*
Also me: Your gonna be in a surprised state, Reddit. >:)

*later*

Me: Discord, your cheating on Reddit.
Discord: no I'm not!
Me: for this dare you are.. or should I say DATE?
Discord: ok who am I kissing
Me: your kissing Wattpad..
Wattpad: *blushes*
Me: on a video call.
Discord: oh great.
Wattpad: who to?
Me: Reddit, lol.
Discord: ha ha.. no.
Me: ha ha.. yes.
Wattpad: I'm fine with that. Really I am.
Discord: I would have been too, but in front of Reddit?!? Really?!?
Me: yes. I added to the dare that last part.
Wattpad: who dared it? Your friend?
Me: no. A user.
Discord: that means we have to do it.
Me: yes it does.
Wattpad: great.
Me: anyway.. *gets phone out and calls Reddit*
Also me: Wattpad you gotta kiss Discord
Discord: then is that forced cheating?
Me: it's not cheating! It's just a dare!
Reddit: *answers phone* hello?
Me: hi! Discord and Wattpad wanna say something to you~
Reddit: hmm what is it
(Keep in mind these guys are in their opposite genders)
Wattpad: *kisses Discord*
Reddit: *Has legit stopped working*
Also Reddit: *ends call*
Discord: CHEESE! I ain't doing that again!
Wattpad: do you mean jee-
Discord: no I mean cheese.
Also Discord: oh I'm hungry now
Me: Reddit's coming to get ya..
Reddit: *running towards them in distance*
Discord: AH I'M SORRY!
Reddit: YOU LITTLE-
Discord: iT wAs Ze DaRe!
Duolingo: IF ANYONE DARES TO SAY THAT'S FRENCH-
Everyone but Duolingo, Discord and Reddit: ...
Duolingo: ok. My time is done.
Me: he for some reason came-
Reddit: *leaps into Discord*
Wattpad: *slowly walks away*
Me: Discord tell her.
Discord: IT WAS A DARE ASK LYNOLEY
Reddit: *looks at me*
Me: it was. She isn't cheating on you.
Discord: thanks for calling me a she-
Reddit: *kisses her*
Me: that's just a something to say that Discord isn't yours, Wattpad.
Also me: *looks around* Wattpad?
Reddit: COWARD
4chan: SAYS YOU!

Me: anyway that's that. Seems like the apps have gotten used to being their opposite genders. Anyway, thanks for the dare! Bye!

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