Me: AHH REALLY SORRY FOR THE WAIT, I JUST HAD A LOAD OF THINGS GOING ON IN MY OTHER ASK AND DARE, SO THIS IS THE FINAL PART, THEN REQUESTS WILL BE OPEN AGAIN!
Edit: ok jeez (he's in this now, it's official)
Me: anyway here is the video:
It sucks to be me!
No, it's sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
Discord: true. Very true.
Tumblr: yes. Yes.
Is there anybody
Here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!
Da da da da da~
Da da da da..
DA DA DA DA!
Da da da da da-
Reddit: lmao my face XD
Vine: am I a joke to you?
Why are you all singing?
TikTok: HERE SH-HE IS!
Me: even you forgot your own gender...
Spotify: SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET AIRPODS?
Because our lives suck!
Your lives suck?
I hearing you correctly?
Me: why does it sound like these are their ACTUAL voices???
Edit: lmao, sort of.
HA!
I coming to this country,
for opportunities!
To work in Korean Deli..
But I am Japanese!
TikTok: yes, I'm in fact China.
Me: your 'China'?
Vine: I like the outfit your rocking.
TikTok: Ah, yes thank you.
YouTube: CORONAVIRUS
Vine and Me: NO
But with hard work I learned to master degree!
In social work..
But now I'm a therapist..
But I have no clients..
TikTok: I don't wanna be a therapist >:(
Me: if you are go to Steven then, he needs it.
Twitter: who's Steven-
Me: *in the corner, by a grave saying 'rip Steven Universe'*
Tumblr: let's just leave her there.
And I have an unemployed fiancé
Vine: *smirks*
And we have
Lots
Of
Bills (illuminati)
To
Pay!
Edit: PEPPA PIG-
TikTok: yes, Vine likes watching i-
Vine: SHUUUUSHHHH! *blushing*
Me: we all have our secrets, it's ok.
It sucks to be me!
It sucks to be me!
I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka SUCK!
Me: Jesus Christ, calm down.
YouTube: this song describes TikTok's personality so accurately.
TikTok: *:D*
Erm, excuse me-
Hey, there!
Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live-
Twitter: annnd I'm back.
Vine: m-mum?
Me: yes, the one who murdered you.
Why are you looking all the way out here?
Well, I started at avenue A, but so far everything is out of my price range-
Twitter: god I'm so poor
Me: you should be thankful you have so much money
Twitter: I AM
But this neighbourhood looks a lot cheaper!
Oh look, a for rent sign!
YOU NEED TO TALK TO THE SUPERINTENDENT!
Here, lemme get him!
Great, thanks!
YO GARY!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
YouTube: oh no
Me: here you are!
Na na na, na na!
YouTube: MY LEGS-
Edit: 'lmao legs'
Me: at least they ain't thicc
YouTube: I THINK I'D PREFER THEM TO BE THICK
Oh my god it's Gary Coleman!
Yes, I am!
YouTube; why is my voice so high, I mean like-
Me: dude, it's just an animatic.
Edit: please don't start again.
I'm Gary Coleman
from TV's different strokes!
I made a lot of money
that got stolen by my folks!
YouTube: that's it Facebook and Dad I'm done with you
Facebook: ha ha ha
Google: whoops-
Now I'm broke
And I'm the butt if everyone's jokes!
Instagram: exactly where the fuck are your legs
YouTube: more like where the fuck are your boobs
Instagram: *slaps him with bag*
Me: yes perfection.
But I'm here, the superintendent!
On avenue Q!
It's sucks to be you!
You win!
It sucks to be you!
I feel better now!
Vine: yeah :D
Me: :D
Try having people stop you to ask you.
What you talking about with us?
It gets old.
Me: I could go back to past and say '2019 anyone?'
Twitter: yes but it's 2020
YouTube: unfortunately.
It sucks to be you!
On avenue Q!
Sucks to be me!
Sucks to be you!
Sucks to be us!
Me: LMAO YOUTUBE'S SIGN
Vine: pfft..
Facebook: I don't get it-
But not when we're together!
We're together on avenue Q!
Me: WELL! THAT'S IT EVERYONE, that was a big dare! Anyway,
REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I REPEAT, REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
So keep those asks and dares coming! :D
YOU ARE READING
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