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Me: *eyes Wattpad with a smirk on my face* Wattpad: *in a hospital bed* well I er- Instagram: C'mon it's obvious he reads smut. Wattpad: I do NOT! Twitter: We'll just have to go check then, don't we? Wattpad: NO WAIT *falls our of hospital bed* Me: ok that's one more jump of that cliff- Wattpad: NO PLEASE MERCY Twitter: *comes back with a book labelled 'Wattpad's Smut'* Wattpad: oh sh- Me: you liar! One jump off the cliff and the dare. Wattpad: at least a bath will be ok-
*one trip to a church worship service later*
Me: *busts through the door all movie style* OK PEOPLE WE HAVE A DARE FOR THIS APP SO NO INTERRUPTING OR ELSE!! Everyone who is on a chair: *awkwardly staring at me* Me: ok whatevs let's get this done and over with *walks over to the stage* Wattpad: *follows me* Me: *makes it so a bath appears filled with holy water* Wattpad: wait do I have to be naked- Me: either yes or you do it with your clothes on Wattpad: there are a lot of people here so I'd rather do it with my clothes on- Also Wattpad: *takes a deep breath and steps in the bath* Me: ugh some time today please *pushes him in* Wattpad: aAaAaAhHhHhHhH!!
Splash!
Me: *giggles* ok you smut reader Wattpad: you betrayed me- Me: you betrayed me first by TAKING MY RANK AWAY FROM ME Wattpad: ok you aren't getting that back- Me: Ok then! That's a whole 100 jumps off that cliff- Wattpad: YA GOTTA BE KIDDING Me: Nope! I'll even count! Wattpad: Imma stay in this bath FOREVER!!
*later*
Me: *pushes Wattpad off the side of a cliff* Wattpad: AhHhHhHhHh!!!
Me: that's his 34th time now.. another 66 to go. (I did NOT use a calculator for that!!) also keep those asks and dares coming!!!
