Me: BEFORE THIS STARTS, I HAVE MY ASKANDDARE RANK BACK.
NOT 2ND, BUT 20TH. OUT OF 1000+ STORIES. SO THANK YOU, WATTPAD.
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(Edit: Hey, it's actually #16 now,, so,, Me: ok thanks, Edit. Yes I kinda forgive you Wattpad uwu)
Ok now onto the dare WHICH I AM SORRY FOR NOT ANSWERING-
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ALSO NO I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THE ODDONESOUT ONE
So I have seen that, and here it is if ya wanna watch it:
Ok so. Reaction time.
Also:
*Spotify and Apple do their thing and Duolingo throws an egg at 4chan who is now trying to kill him*
*the z-the apps*
Me: REACTION TIME! Instagram: to what? Me: a video. It's called 'It sucks to be me' Also me: let's get started!
What do you do, With the B.A. in English?
Twitter: oh it's me. Me: and your a boy. Twitter and YouTube: *awkward silence* YouTube: hold up. Me: IN MY VERSION YOUR NOT- Also me: anyway:
What is my life going to be..? Four years of college, And plenty of knowledge,
Twitter: I haven't gone to college- Duolingo: you failure of life. Me: now hold on- it's just an animatic- no need to be rude. Twitter: Ok. I still can't get over the fact I'm a boy. Me: well, I didn't decide that! I still think your a girl. Anyway:
I earned me this useless degree! I can't pay the bills yet, Because I have no skills yet!
Twitter: EXCUSE ME- Reddit: pfft. Me: oh, your laughing now, but trust me your in it too. Reddit: oh. ok. Me: anyway:
The world is a big scary plaaaace!
Facebook: he ain't wrong. Twitter: ahem. Facebook: I MEAN THE PERSON VOICING THIS-
But somehow I can't shake, The feeling I might make, A difference, To the huuuuman raaaaaaace!
Twitter: well, app race. Me: IT'S AN ANIMATIC!
Morning Brian! Hey Kate monster.
Tumblr: OH IT'S ME Vine: and me. I'm a still a boy. Tumblr: and I'm a girl! Me: yes. Twitter: LUCKY. Me: your in this too. Twitter: still a boy I'm guessing? Me: yes. Twitter: ugh..
How's life? Disappointing. Aww.. what's the matter? The *something* company laid me off.. Aww I'm sorry!
Twitter: lmao leave him there to die Vine: exactly, wtf? Twitter: also you called me dad. Vine: MOM. Me: AMERICAN.
Me too! I'm ten years out of college, And I always thought-
Vine: excuse me I'm not that old TikTok: yes my baby is a young baby. Also I hope I'm in this. Me: you are, and your still a boy. Twitter: OH FREAKIN- TikTok: ok. I wouldn't care if I was a girl but ok.
What? No, it sounds stupid. Aww, c'mon!
Tumblr: fucking hell. Vine: yes I called u bitch Tumblr: fucking bastard. Me: excuse me for that.
When I was little, I thought I would be.. What? A big comedian on late night TV! *giggles* aww 💖
Tumblr: lmao. Vine: I actually didn't, but- Me: IT'S AN ANIM- oh I give up!
Tumblr: finally something realistic Reddit: oh trust me it's not
You are! Thanks!
Vine: WHY AM I AGREEING— Snapchat: ooh la la Me: no, Vine has TikTok.
I like romantic things, Like music and art!
Discord: SANS Tumblr: I DON'T LIKE- Me: -SHUT UP
And as you know, I have a gigantic heart!
Tumblr: aww I'm apparently pansexual Me: awww shut up it's an animatic
So whyyyy Don't I have a boyfriend?
Tumblr: actually, good question. Reddit: I'm sorry but I'm taken Discord: very much so. Me: go to like, idk, Facebook! Facebook and Instagram: ha ha, nope.
FUCK! It sucks to be me!
Tumblr: very much 'fuck'
Me; anyway I wanna upload something,, sooo,, go see Part 2 when it's out!!!
