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Me: foreshadowing... lol.
I guess me leaving a lot of spaces is a thing now, huh?
*at the apps*
Me: ok people you will probably die by tomorrow. Twitter: excuse me? Facebook: how do you know? Vine: I always wanted to be an angle Snapchat: you are an angel.. a dead one too.. TikTok: BASTARD *shows middle finger* Me: WOAH!! TikTok calm down! Instagram: but like— vine died. Vine: I am offended. Me: well I can't disagree with ya there Insta- TikTok: HEY Me: ok that's double rats for you TikTok- TikTok: if I die then the world will kill you Whatsapp: more like if I die. YouTube: where'd he come from? Me: God knows. Also me: *puts a load of dead rats on the table* dinner's ready!! Everyone but me: *gulps* Pinterest: It p..probably need a bit of salt, t..then it's taste b..better.. Me: ok then, SALT!
*a load of salt falls onto the rats*
Everyone but Pinterest and me: *gives hi-her a look* Pinterest: sorry I just er- Me: gobble gobble time. Reddit: you turkey-
*everyone has a bite and 30% of them spit it out whilst most of them eat it*
Skype: It ain't actually bad. I thought it would be worse.. Amino: I don't like rats anymore -_- Wattpad: rats are actually the most cleanest thing alive, disregarding plants. Facebook: I obviously just needed information for my meal, NERD! YouTube: she got that from me, probably. Me: had everyone enjoyed their meal? 30% of apps who spat it out: NO 69%of apps who ate it: SORT OF TikTok: Yes. Bon appetit.
