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Me: Jesus Christ! We are ON DARE 25!! Spotify: *tapping Barney the sad Dino on the shoulder* there, there. Your still not cool, though. Me: I think he is! Apple Music: I don't- OH WAIT NO Spotify: *kicks him in the bits* Apple Music: OUCH Me: ok that's enough, boys-
*at the other six apps*
Me: *tells them the dare* Reddit: oh hell yeah! Egg fight! TikTok: *getting phone ready* YUS!! Duolingo: did you know? Egg in French is Oeuf! (Pronounced 'oof') Discord and Vine: *giggling* Amino: wait wat- xD Duolingo: what?! TikTok: OOF?!? OOF?!! Reddit: pfftt.. Duolingo: your pronouncing it wrong!! No!! Not 'OOF' it's 'OEUF'!! Amino: it's still funny, though! Discord: I'm guessing Roblox is french, huh? Duolingo: OK, OK. I GET THE JOKE. Reddit: *throws egg at Duolingo's left wing* Duolingo: HEY! WHAT'S THE IDEA?!? Reddit: *hides*
*silence*
Duolingo: THIS MEANS WAR!! TikTok: Wait— I thought it was at the OTHER APPS?!? Discord: Then, AT THE OTHER APPS!! Amino: *throwing an egg at Facebook* Vine: *grabbing as many eggs as he can* Facebook: HEY! What's the idea?!? Discord: *throwing another egg at him from behind* Facebook: What the heck- Reddit and TikTok: *sneaking over to the other apps* Duolingo: *follows them* Vine, Amino and Discord: *follows them too* Discord: *throws one last egg at Facebook* pfftt...
*at the other apps*
Instagram: where's the other's? Skype: thank god Discord is gone. Tumblr: and Reddit! Twitter: there are quite a lot of people here... YouTube: Wait. TikTok and Vine are missing. Pinterest: oh no- Wattpad: and Amino and Duolingo! Snapchat: and that's it? Also Snapchat: *gets hit in the back of the head with an egg* TikTok: *whispering* oof! I was supposed to get YT! Vine: *whispering* I'll get him.. Snapchat: wait, what the hell- *feels back of head* Twitter: EGG!! Instagram: wait what- Snapchat: *has sticky egg yolk on fingers* EW WHAT?!?!? YouTube: *gets hit on his arm with an egg* Google: EGG!! Twitter: ANOTHER!! Skype: these two have gone bonkers- YouTube: where the actual fuck did this come from- Skype: *gets his on her hair with an egg* YIKES Discord: got her! Reddit: Imma get 4chan.. Discord: no don't! So Tumblr. Reddit: actually, that a better idea. Skype: AN EGG!! Google: now she knows what we are talking about. Duolingo: more like an 'Oeuf..' Also Doulingo: *aims egg at Pinterest* Pinterest: *gets hit by an egg on the face* Instagram: WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?!? Twitter: IS IT RAINING EGGS?!? Tumblr: *gets hit my an egg* Also Tumblr: IT MUST BE!! Reddit: more like it's the power of the Reddit's coolness. Reddit and Discord: *high five*
Me: well, that's all for now!! Please keep those asks and dares coming!
