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Me: I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN! Spotify. *they go and do their thing*
Duolingo: *yeets an egg at Y/N* DO YOUR SPANISH LESSON!!
Y/N: *running off in the distance* I WILL!
*at the apps*
Me: right everyone we have a guest! YouTube: please no more countryhumans Me: nah, not until someone requests it. Spotify: oh no. Me: *opens a random curtain to reveal byte* Byte: heyo Vine: *ded* TikTok: VINE WAKE UP IT'S NOT NAP TIME YET Me: Byte is Vine's reincarnation Vine: *as a ghost* Nah, barley as cool as me. Byte: *offended* Me: anyway, he's officially in this now- Vine: fuck. TikTok: yes. Me: anyway, we have another reaction!
Almost all the apps: ugh...
Me: this is for only YouTube though. YouTube: double ugh. Me: you'll like this! YouTube: just make sure my legs aren't twigs, and I'll be fine. Me: I don't think they are.. anyway! Here is the video:
YouTube: OH YES INDEED, AND I CAN SEE MY LEGS ARE NORMAL :D
Erm, hold up. No, I ain't too flawless,
Twitter: I'M A GIRL YES Me; you ain't supposed to react to this Twitter: sorry just want to point it out uwu YouTube: the fuck were those videos-
And no, I ain't the best.
YouTube: I'm gonna get you for this Facebook Me: lol
And no, I don't say sorry
YouTube: moneyyy Me: shut upppp
And no, I ain't perfect.
Me: wait is this copyright- YouTube: well, you can do anything to me so I'm going to say no incase it is Me: are you talking about the duck tape thing YouTube: mostly, yes
But I am the man. Do-do-do-do-do
YouTube: NORMAL LEGS YAS Me: I like the loading thing, lmao.
I am the man. Do-do-do-do Whoop whoop!
YouTube: yes Dad go on Me: I can see you're enthusiastic today. YouTube: is that sarcastic Me: yes
Shots fired.
YouTube: NO DEMONETISATION Me: nah thanks
*some music plays with TikTok there* *Vine is also there*
YouTube: VINE LOOKS SO GOD DAMN WEIRD WITHOUT SHADES Me: IKR
*Google, Amino, Reddit and VK are saying stuff*
Me: Google is saying: *I'm proud of you son!* YouTube: aww thanks Me: Amino is saying: *Mr. YouTube, could you please get your slaves- I mean channels to sponsor me? :D No one else notices me.. ;(* YouTube: they are slaves and I'm getting money from them ha ha ha
Also YouTube: did I say that out loud? *suddenly all the popular YouTubers start chasing after him* Me: THE REACTION ISN'T OVER YET! BEAT HIM UP AFTER IT!
YouTube: *returns, sweating*
Me: Reddit is saying: *look man, I say you're cool and all but why do so many of your videos solely on narrating my content?* YouTube: oh fuck off Me: Hey channels! You can beat him up now if you want! YouTube: hahathatwasajokeimsorry Me: I hope so
Also me: I can't translate what VK is saying. Can you, Duolingo?
Duolingo: can't be bothered Edit: it's because she doesn't have a Russian keyboard so she can't type it in- Me: Edit you're dead. Edit: well I'm bein' honest
Me: ANYWAY! Thank you all again. Keep those asks and dares coming!
Edit: HEY WE FOUND THE TRANSLATION Me: YES WE DID! It's *Facebook is your dad's rival? They seem lame.* YouTube: well I guess Facebook and Dad don't get along THAT well at times-
