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*Spotify and Apple do their thing*
Me: well, Duo, wanna throw an egg at Kahoot? Duolingo: yes >:( Also Duolingo: *throws an egg at Kahoot* Kahoot: well whatever I'm gonna prank you anyway! Duolingo: fine! Kahoot: fine! Duolingo: none bilingual-
(Btw, Kahoot is a boy and Quizlet is a girl. I might change their genders later.)
(Btw there is an American-like voice outside AND IT'S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH! LIKE SHUT UP!)
Also Duo: *walking away triggered* Me: *ticks off 'French or Spanish?' on the Annoy Duolingo List*
*anyway*
Kahoot and Quizlet: *appear suddenly* Me: before you ask where you are- Quizlet: actually I was gonna ask where WE were but whatever- Me: welcome to the world you will die one day. Vine: *is a ghost* you don't say.
Kahoot: *sweating* that sounds lovely- Me: *grabs the two into a little group* (And no, not Vine. He's a ghost I can't grab him.)
Also me: *takes out list* right, I need you two to play a random prank on duolingo for a dare. Well, two dares actually. They didn't specify whether I was in it or not but I'm gonna leave it to you two whilst I have another look at the list- Quizlet: oh-kay.. Kahoot and Quizlet: *plot, scheme, plan* Me: right let's have another look at the list..
Annoy Duolingo List
1. French or Spanish? ✔️ 2. Play a random prank on him ✔️ 3. Missing the 30-day streak 4. Mixing up languages 5. Not doing our Spanish lesson 6. Stealing his knife off him 7. Give the knife to 4-chan 8. Get 4-chan to almost murder him 9. Give him his knife back at the end of the book (literally) 10. A reader's choice-
Me: well guys! You saw that last one. What's the last thing we should do to annoy him?
*meanwhile*
Kahoot: what's the random prank gonna be? Quizlet: I don't know... something languagey.. Kahoot: how about we make up our own language and say it's one he hasn't learned yet? Quizlet: that's an amazing idea! C'mon let's go.
*they make their own language*
Kahoot: *puts in Duo's desk* Duo: *walks in frustrated* Also Duo: it's clearly Spanish! What did I do to deserve this?? *sees note on table* Quizlet: *giggle* Duo: *picks it up* what's this? A message saying she's sorry and admits that it's Spanish? Also Duo: *reads through it* what the hell is this- Quizlet and Kahoot: *sneaks out the back* Duo: "Have fun trying to learn this new language!" WHAT? A new language? How have I not heard of it?? And what country is it from-
*Duo is confused whilst they go out*
Kahoot: when should we break it to him? Quizlet: after he's learnt it all, I think. Kahoot: wait! Let's make him put it on his app and THEN tell him. Quizlet: *giggles* good idea! *they rush off*
*the next day*
Me: I'm gonna miss my 30-day streak, and honestly I'm gonna regret it. But hey! Anything to annoy duo with- Duo: *reminds me about the 30-day streak and how it was Spanish* Me: *yeah yeah ok*
*the time comes around*
Duo: she better not miss this or else I'm gonna murder her Me: *misses it* Duo: So you have chosen... death. Me: well it looks like it *ticks off 'missing the 30-day streak'*
