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Me: oh yes that sad one

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Me: oh yes that sad one.. anyway..
Spotify: *And I oop*
Apple: *sksksksk*
(That's the kick thing don't judge me)

Duolingo: *throws an egg at Snapchat* TAKE THAT YOU NONE BILINGUAL APP
Snapchat: well that's not my fault-
















*anyway*

Me: everyone there is a sad song I want us all to react to
Facebook: my life is already sad
Instagram: self-roasted!
Me: it's called dear 2045
TikTok: THAT SONG IS ON MY VERY APP
Me: I know. Wanna sing it then?
TikTok: ha ha... no.
Me: ok then, let's play it..

We're killing the Earth and that's really fun,
No-one believes us because we are young

Twitter: now hold up-
Me: what?
Twitter: killing the Earth IS NOT FUN and only stupid people don't believe that!
Me: don't ask me! Ask the person who's singing it!
Also me: anyway..

Our forests are turning into ash in a second,
Ask California, they'll tell you about it
They'll tell you how they, have lost all their homes..

PornHub: ahem. I haven't lost my home.
YouTube: I'm surprised, really.

..whilst Trump turns a blind eye and tweets on his phone

Twitter: erm..
Everyone but Twitter: *looks at her*

Global Warming is an expensive little hoax,
For the last time, this is not a joke.
Our factories are working and toxins admitting,
The ozone is crumbling,
And we won't stop putting chemicals in what we're trying to breathe,
Our future is stolen and we are the thieves.

Discord: damn that's dark
Tumblr: who wrote this song?
Me: idk but I like it

Sea levels rising, ice burgs are melting,
The coral is dying, and no-one is helping!
Do you realise they keep the oceans alive?
This started back in 1985!

Facebook: that was a long time ago god
Instagram: coral keeps the oceans alive..?
Me: idk! That what I heard.

Don't come to me, if your child can't think,
Oh what a tiger is 'cause they're extinct!

Skype: yeesh
Reddit: Tigers?? Extinct?? Now hold up-

Don't cry to me when you fur cutting clean,
The endangered list is now 41,416.

Amino: what the heck-
Vine: a user of yours made this up?
TikTok: mhmm
Amino: yikes

Dear 2045...
...I don't think we're gonna survive.
If you end up hearing this story..
..I just wanna say...

























..I'm sorry.

*some apps crying*
4chan: wimps.

Edit: oh dang it
Me: oh your free
Edit: oh yes
Amino: d'ya want me to break the fourth wall again?
Me: NOPE

Also me: so.. yeah.. erm. My cousin has a TikTok account (that isn't Mira!) and she made a video on it.. so yeah. Keep those asks and dares coming!

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