Thor was nice. He really was. But if it got to Asgard and his family he got pissed easily.
Well, it's not a secret that Tony sometimes can't keep his snarky comments to himself.
One time they all were tired and frustrated from a mission and he just got too far. Thor grabbed his neck and held him up. The billionare barely got air. "Thor!"
A fimilar voice suddenly snapped.
"Let him down right now or I will have to rip out that long hair!"Steve growled and gave him a death glare.
Thor backed up and let Tony down.
"Calm down Captain"
"No. Are you just gonna choke everyone that says something wrong huh? Because if that's the case i'll have to kick your ass back up to Asgard"
"St-"Tony tried. But Steve was stubborn. "No. Who do you think you are"
Once again the super soldier didn't quite think this through and got a hard punch.
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"Ugh why do you always have to start fights with everyone huh? Bucky wasn't wrong. Seems like you really are too stupid to run away from the fight huh?"Tony smiled and put the ice bag onto his boyfriend's black eye.
Steve was sitting on the couch and Tony was standing between his leg. He kissed the blonde's forehead.
"I just hate when people are trying to hurt you"Steve mumbled into Tony's chest.
"You know he would never hurt me. He is nice but he just can't control his strength sometimes"Tony said and leaned his head against the blonde's.
"You overprotective puppy"he chuckled and they stood their for a while, Steve's head on Tony's chest, his one arm around his waist and the other one holding a ice bag to his own eye.
They stood like that until Thor came into the room looking all guilty and promised them to share his pop tarts with them for one month.
