summary: this is the story about how a small piece of wood 600 million yesrs ago changed Tony Starks life.
inspired by: the simpsons lmfao
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"and remember! do not touch ANYTHING! even stepping on a stick could change the present. just go back. take some pictures and come back."Bruce said and Tony rolled his eyes."I knowwww"
"What are you guys doing?"Steve suddenly asked as he walked into the lab. "We wanna see what colours dinosaurs had"Tony grinned."You guys find out how to time travel and this is the first thing you do?"Cap asked with a frown.
"Exactly"
"Stark, you're hilarious"
Yes Steve still called Tony Stark after 2 years. It hurt Tony but he was a professional at ignoring hurt.Tony has always had the feeling that Steve didn't like him. No, not at all. He would hug anyone but him, he would call everyone by their first names but him, heck he would even change in front of everyone but Tony.
"You're ready Tony?"Bruce pulled Tony out of his thoughts.
Tony nodded.Bruce clicked some buttons and Tony felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He closed his eyes and when he opened them again he stood in a completely different world. Tony was fascinated. Jurassic world was nothing compared to this.
He walked around, seeing dinosaurs, huge reptiles or huge mosquitoes.
Suddenly he heard something crack below him.Oh. He had stepped on a stick and it had broken. Tony smiled. It was the reference Bruce had used. Tony knew it could only be a joke.
What would this one stick change right?
Tony took a few pictures with a camrea they had designed for this and tapped onto his watch. The pain in his stomach came back and when he opened his eyes again he was back home.
Of course the broken stick hadn't changed anything. Or had it?
Steve suddenly ran in."Honey I've missed you"Steve whined and walked over to Tony.
The brunette's eyes widened."W-What?"Steve pecked Tony's lips and hugged him tightly. Tony was comepletly confused.
This is odd. They're pranking him.
"Yes guys okay very funny now stop"Steve frowned and looked at Tony.
"What are you talking about?"
"Your pretending to be my boyfriend number. A stick millions of years ago doesn't turn you fucking gay"Steve huffed.
"Baby- we.. today.. is our anniversary.. two years"Tony's eyes widened. He looed at Bruce. "Uh yeah he's right"Bruce answered. Tony sighed.
Okay.. this was strange.. not bad but strange. "Of course.. yesh.. i'm picking you up at 8 and we go out okay darling?"Tony blabbered, his acting skills not really showing.
Steve cracked a smile.
[two days later]
Tony woke up first and looked at his boyfriend. The blonde was sleeping peacefully with his blonde hair hanging into his face.He looked like an angel without wings. Tony smiled and softly kissed Steve's head.
Steve opened his eyes slightly.
"I love you"Steve mumbled as he closed them again.
"I love you too"Tony whispered and cupped Steve's cheek.