summary: the parking place scene is inspired by an episode of the big bang theory<3
warnings: no smut! just fluff
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Steve sat in the living room watching the news next to Bucky who had recently moved in.
Suddenly his phone ringed and when he picked up he heard Tony's voice.
"STEVIE! You have to pwick me uppp"Tony hicked.
"What? Tony are you drunk?"
"You can BET YOUR CUTE ASS ON IT"he said.
Steve frowned.
"Fine we're coming where are you? On a parking place? Seriously?"
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Tony had a bottle of whiskey in his hand and swallowed down the rest of it, sitting at the end of a huge parking area.
Steve saw him and walked there with Bucky behind him.
"BABYY OHH AND YOU BROUGHT BONKY"Tony cheered.
Bucky chuckled slightly as Steve shook his head at how hilarious this was.
"Dude what are you even doing here?"Bucky asked.
Tony chuckled, taking another sip of the bottle.
"Natasha said if you're sad then youu get druuunk"he grinned.
Steve raised his brow.
"And why are you sad?"he asked kneeling down in front of his beloved.
"I don't exactly remember"Tony said slowly. "Let's get you home"Bucky interrupted, about to make Tony stand.
"STEVE!"he suddenly yelled gripping Steve's neck. "WHAT?!"the blonde gasped in a worried way.
"'M horny"Tony slurred.
Bucky held back laughter as Steve just sighed. "What would it take t-to get you to get me in this hotel over there and ffuccck me"Tony asked, comepletly serious.
Steve knitted his brows together, since Tony clearly gave him a headache. He looked at Bucky, in the hope Bucky could find an answer to this.
His best friend looked at him, looked back at Tony and crossed his arms.
"Yeah Steve what would it take?"he asked.
"You are not helping!"Steve growled picking Tony up.
