Summary: tony is weird and yeah thats it basically
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Steve was quietly reading his newspaper when Tony suddenly plopped down next to him.
"look at him? is he handsome?"Tony asked, showing his boyfriend a picture of a random dude.
The guy had brown hair and blue eyes, he had round glasses that fit perfectly. He looked nice.
But Steve couldnt say that right?
"uh..."
"c'me on i'm not getting mad just tell me if he's pretty cause I think he's bomb"Tony giggled.
"uhm yeah he's.. handsome.."Steve shrugged and Tony stood up.
"i fucking knew it"he said overdramatically.
"you want to fuck himmm! why dont you just leave me for him!"Tony acted like a whole diva and Steve rolled his eyes.
He hugged Tony and pulled him onto the couch into his lap.
"babe stahp"Steve laughed when Tony fake-cried.
"you're gonna marry him and he's gonna have your kids"
"I don't think that works like this honey"
"you're right"Tony suddenly said.
"he can't have you. i'm gonna keep you here cause y'ure mine"Tony said steadily.
Steve rolled his eyes again while laughing. "you're a freak"he said and tickled the billionaire who started laughing.
"i cant believe you. leaving me for another guy"Tony continued and laid his hand over his forehead like a drama queen.
"ugh i love you"
"that's all I wanted to hear. Did that really need you so long?"
