Arya

Potato Day

"Okay, but we're not actually going to watch Winnie the Pooh are we?" He asked as he pushed the cart.

"Oh, we are." I smiled as I placed the popcorn kernels into the cart.

"You're joking though, right?"

"Does it look like I'm joking?"

"That's why I'm asking." He really didn't want to watch Winnie the Pooh.

"If you don't want to watch Winnie the Pooh that's fine. I'm not making you watch anything."

"The whole purpose of me coming with you to the store was so that we could pig out, watch movies all day and be potatoes."

"We can still do that. You can just fall asleep during the entire movie."

"Fall as- Come on, Claire."

"Come on, Ryder." I mocked him.

"I do not sound like that so cut it out."

"I do not sound like that so cut it out."

"Stop."

"Stop."

"You little shit."

"You little shit." I managed to sound just like him. I used my power to alter to voice and sound like him. His eyes widened.

"What the..."

"Okay, all we need are some chips, Cheetos, and candy."

"And an explanation as to how you did that."

"It's a secret and a secret that will be taken to my grave." I closed my eyes and gave him an air kiss. He put his hand on my lips to push my face out of his face. I pinched him under his arm just where the latissimus dorsi is.

"Ow!"

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I walked up to my room and found Leo in my bed with another girl.

"Leo!" I covered my eyes. "In my bed?!"

"Oh no," he said.

"You're in my bed with another woman and all you have to say is oh no?!" I couldn't believe this.

"Arya?"

I looked to see who it was and it was Daisy. I gasped.

"Daisy?!"

"Way to go." Ryder grinned and stood behind me.

"You're in my bed, Leonard! Daisy why? Why? Why, why why, why, why, why? Why?! Like why?" I wanted to laugh but it came out as a whine and trembled laugh.

I closed the door and Ryder was laughing.

"I was just kidding about watching Winnie the Pooh but now we're definitely watching it."

"What?" He stopped laughing. "I'm not the one having sex in your bed."

"If you don't want to watch what I want to watch, you're more than welcome to watch the front door."

"But..."

"From the outside."

"If I ever catch you in my bed, I will throw you out the window."

"Ouch."

"I don't care if you're buck naked, I'm throwing you out."

"It's butt naked."

"Buck naked. Get your facts straight."

"It's not..." He pulled out his phone and when I saw his reaction I said, "told you."