Screw Me Over ✔️

Tiffany

What's up folks?!

Y'all probably hate me right now and I don't blame you. I'm very very sorry, alright?

What do you think Carmon should do when it comes to her dating life?

Well, we're going to figure that out later because, right now, it's Tiffany's turn in the spotlight. Watch her serve us with the pettiness!

Please see the triggers that are in the summary of this story. Just saying.

Alright, y'all! That's all I have! You may continue! 💜🤫

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"Ugh! I can't believe I'm actually asking you guys this...and I do mean to call you all guys, but I need your help. I've been trying to call my sister all night. She's not answering," I said as I sat back down on the couch after pacing around the living room.

I've called my sister (yes, I'm talking about that promiscuous woman, Carmon) about 10 times back-to-back. She would not answer me at all.

"Since you're in college, I'm going to let your smart ass answer this question because I KNOW you'll get it correct. Is that how you're supposed to ask someone for help?" Rena said sarcastically.

I rolled my eyes as Jessica spat "Does it go straight to voicemail, ring then go to voicemail, or ring two to three times then go to voicemail?"

You see how irritating she is? I can't stand her the most.

"Why does that even matter? I'm trying to find my sister. Not figure out my sister's ringback tone," I said annoyed.

"Answer the damn question or I'll 'ring' you back a few years," Jessica said as she held her fist up at me with anger.

What a bitch.

"Fine! I guess it rang twice then went to voicemail," I said with a disgusted look on my face. The idea of her hand even touching my face made me want to die. There was an endless amount of possibilities of where her hands could have been.

"Then that probably means she's declining your calls. She's basically saying that she's good. Stop calling her, Tiff," Jana said as she leaned back on the couch and wrapped her arm around Jessica.

She's supposed to be the modifier. The 'cool' one out of them two. I don't understand their relationship. It's disturbing. Why would you want to be with another girl in the first place?

You can't have babies.

Your partner has no penis.

And the public will eventually hate you.

Hell, the public already hates them and not just because of Jessica's distasteful and obnoxious demeanor. It's like they don't even care. It's absolutely sad.

As Aunt Clara always told me, other people's thoughts really matter. What slobs.

Anyway, I'm Tiffany and I'm 18 years old, but I act like the oldest out of all of these....

'Ladies'....and I use that term with sincere regret.

I live with all of these monsters and, surprisingly, I'm related to one of them.

Yes, Carmon just so happens to be my sister. You wouldn't think we're sisters because we're complete opposites.

I keep my privates private and her privates.....

Well, they get exposed on Twitter. No joke.

She lays around with every man in town.

I honestly don't understand how we even share the same last name.